Gather yourself inside one, and you’ll be relieved of all the stressful weight in the world you’re carrying right now
Smart Bitches Weightless Blankets were developed by those who know exactly how important naps are - furry friends!
Using one is like petting the soft ears of a dog, or feeling the comforting vibrations of a cat purring.
Snuggling inside our blankets will help all your tension and fear melt away - we pinky-paw promise.
Ok, seriously, you know how Liquid Smoke is made? It’s like that except we didn’t light anything on fire.
Our team of furry experts took the essential properties of reading and snoozing and embedded those properties in blankets that will allow you floating moments of peace and tranquility.
In return they ask that we keep the food bowls full and the gentle rubs and pats and rubbins delivered on demand. Not a problem.
Order a Smart Bitches Weightless Blanket in your choice of color.
Insert self into blanket - see model for demonstration.
For every order placed, we will donate 50 to shelters for both humans and animals alike. Everyone deserves to feel weightless and soothed.
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