The SBSD offers you:

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✔Personalized Cross-Platform Synchronization (PCPS) - reading recommendations curated from your book history, with platform integrations from retailers, social media, and more! We’ll suggest the book, and you can tell the SBSD to buy or borrow immediately!

✔Nonstop HaBO Solutions (NHS) - not only will it identify a book based on a scant description, it will source and queue the book so you can read it right away.

✔Integrated Omniscient Identification Interface (IOII): If you ask, “Hey, what’s that book with the light purple cover, where the couple is having sex in some weird jungle grotto while a horse watches?” Yes, it will know the answer.

✔Sale Alert Monitoring (SAM) - Discounted prices on ebooks, audiobooks, print, or boxed sets will be organized and sent to your designated device with hourly or even minutely alerts for new deals!

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Options

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Will the SBSD listen passively, then collect, and sell my user data?

Heck, no, that’s way too much peopleing for us.

Will the SBSD clean my house?

Yes. See picture - your kitchen will look just like that. In fact, it will also build this exact kitchen for you if you wish. It may also pick fights with other appliances if they are slacking.

Will the SBSD hog my wifi?

Nope - in fact, it will boost the signal of your wifi so you can download, request, and order more books.

Using our patented rune technology, your network will have the strength of every bicep, abdominal muscle, and pectoral on every book cover combined. (And that’s a LOT of muscle power!)

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