Dahlia Being hunted by the gods has never been hotter. I was trained as an assassin for some of the oldest names in mythology. When I decided I wanted out, the gods in question weren’t having it. Screw them. Fortunately, I’ve made some influential and supernatural friends over the years, including Freyr, a god of fertility, and Fenris, a wolf shifter with a heavenly heritage. They share my strong distaste for the other gods. They … Continue reading Subversion →
Welcome back to Cover Snark, friends! From Janet: Is that a TOILET behind her? And has she just flushed her head down it (wet hair)? Sarah: Oh, no. That’s unfortunate. And now every time I see one of these cover models with her skirts hiked up, I’m going to think, oh, did she just use the toilet, too? Let the poor person dress in peace. Claudia: Hm, that does bring to mind the details of … Continue reading Cover Snark: Everyone Has Headaches →
Let’s get ready to…COVER SNAAAAAARK! Elyse: I can’t decide if he woke up with a massive hangover or if some surprise butt stuff is happening. Sarah: He looks annoyed. Like you forgot to close the blinds and he’s really mad about it. Elyse: Oh maybe he was sleeping and the cat just started making the yakking sound! Sarah: The cat most certainly started that noise. That’s the exact look I give. Maya: or like SOMEONE … Continue reading Cover Snark: Baby Transformers →
