Kate was the first to guess all the required information for our last Personal Ad Contest, and you know what that means… No, no, leave the shaved ferrets out of this, we save those for the LOLHOFF winners. Winning the Personal Ad Contest mostly means she gets bragging rights and this magnificent new Smart Bitch title. Kneel, Kate, for we Smart Bitches dub thee:
Congrats, Kate – what an…interesting title you’ve earned 🙂
Extremely cool title, your ladyship. Wear it with pride, and a proper expression of gratification on your face!
Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants
Congratulations Kate! You should make a sash with sequins or sumthin’. 🙂
(and wear a tiara….I love tiaras).
There should be a scepter to go along with that title.
Yes, a really INTERESTING scepter. Congratulations, your Marquise-ness.
Congrats! May your life be filled with male buttsecks!
I’m honored!! My friends and family have already been informed that they must bow at my feet and (as befits my station) supply me with naughty gifts. I’m thinking of having the image printed on a tee-shirt and wearing it to my first day of law school in August (let those pesky professors know who’s really in charge).
Ohhhh…a scepter
Delicious! I hope you wear some lube with that title, lady.