Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Sarah: Pam G has sent us two!
PamG: Oh baby, looks like a mystery skin condition in an Elvis wig to me. All I can see is grandma’s animal print spandex. Also, those eyes! We used to get that a lot when photographing the doggos. And, and WHY are their nether regions fading into an alien cityscape.
Elyse: Sir, you’re gonna need an ointment for that.
Sarah: So the guy with the Geordie eye headband in the X Men movie has some dermatologic challenges ahead? We’ve had alien nanny, alien daycare…is this Alien Dermatologist?
Amanda: There’s another cover edition and it’s just the dude. His spots were squares and diamonds.
PamG: when I searched for the cover image, I got a bonus. And lizard boy is not romantic. No no, Lizard Boy, her head does not unscrew
Sarah: I honestly thought the blue Goyard print one was hugging a rock. Cradling a meteor. Snuggling some geology. ALL OF THAT makes more sense than whatever is happening here.
Elyse: This Tik Tok chiropractor videos are going to too far.
From MegCat: Somebody needs to tell him that urine is not a good way to put out a fire.
Sarah: Another crotchfire or the same crotchfire?
Amanda: He is most certainly naked.
Sarah: He looks like he smelled something very, very bad. I suspect a surprise when the fire is out- if he has enough dragon pee to extinguish it.
From Kim: What is that weird bulge on the side of his stomach? Maybe positioning, but I can’t look away from it. And why does it look almost like it has a beak? Maybe it’s just my phone.
Sarah: I think this person, who might be a queen or might be a monster, or both – why limit yourself? – should have that looked at right now. Like, put the sword down and go to urgent care.
Amanda: Is that a brooch shooting out of his butt? A butt brooch?
Sarah: Who toots the brooch?
