Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Elyse: Is this a PSA?
Tara: Or a how-to guide? Do you need hats and/or scarves to transport the crabs after you catch them?
Sarah: Gloves, too.
Tara: Oh yeah, the tiny ones can go in the fingers.
Claudia: Hmm my mind went to pubic crabs, I’m so sorry…
Sarah: Oh, me, too. I figured that was why their hair was covered.
From Jen: I see one dragon. Is the other one in his pants? What is he looking for? Disturbing and confusing cover.
Sarah: I think the dragon is yelling I TOLD YOU SO.
Amanda: Also there’s some strange texture going on with his chest.
Sarah: WHAT is with all the crotch-staring cover models? Even the dragon hates it.
From Brigitte: I saw this book couldn’t get over how bad this title is. I hope the ‘zon doesn’t send me any recommendations like this one, because it’s cringe worthy!
Sarah: During a gynecological exam, I expect medical professionals to keep their shirts on, not have them unbuttoned but still tucked in. Am I weird?
Claudia: I read Gorgeous Gyro and frankly that would be vastly preferable than the actual title of this book!
Sarah: I would eat a gorgeous gyro.
Sneezy: Dammit now, now I want a gyro too.
From Melodie: Nominee for the bad font choice award! Amazon claims this book is titled Culgan. But I guess I would be going by an alias too if I had to wear that ugly little capelet to a fight. By his face he knows that he needs actual armor to go against the giant parrot.
Sarah: Is Ulgah wearing a beauty shop drape cover? Was Ulgah interrupted at the salon by a giant bird looking for a fight? I bet Ulgah was mid-coloring and had to step out from under the dome dryer to get the sword.
Claudia: All I know is that Culgari looks mad about the interruption.
Elyse: See I’m getting Eulcah
Sarah: Or Eulcari?
