When we received the news that the Fifty Shades of Grey 10th Anniversary Edition was coming out and we saw the cover, we immediately had questions:
Sarah: That is a tampon.
Kiki: …that tampon must have come out with some force.
Also, someone has to have tied decorative ribbons to tampons before, right?
Tara: I see a dildo octopus.
Or is it a handle for a little girl’s bike with streamers?
Amanda: A ribbon dancer?
Sneezy: OOOOOOH It’s supposed to be a cat o’ nine tails!! …maybe?!
What impact play can you do with that?
AJ: You know those smell lines that come off of pies in old cartoons?
What do you think it looks like? Are you on team tampon or something else?
I saw a Roman Candle (the firework) falling over, which means someone could get burned. Seems about right, as anyone forking over cash for this will certainly be burned.