We’re back with another caption contest. This cover was sent in by Jessica, who had this to say:
I saw this cover and had to share. I can’t get over the position of the man’s crotch to the wolf’s howling mouth. Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought this looked like imminent fellatio.
These titles always remind me of Mad Libs or if you did a title randomizer. What other random titles would fit?
The Wolf’s Billionaire Boss Baby
The Shirtless Alpha’s Secret Wolf
The choices are endless!
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. We aren’t sure how many times we need to say this, but don’t let wild animals near your genitals. Comments will close Friday June 19, 2020 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck!
As the howling modulated up and down the scale, Damien’s shirt suddenly exploded. Obviously the wolf had hit that little known note which causes cotton to shatter.
*The Bite Heard Round the World*
When some truly kinky BDSM goes very wrong, billionaire socialite Brock Henderson must learn to navigate the world with a secret micropensis. Will sexy chef Caterina be able to share with him more than just her chocolates, but also her passion and her love?
“Full body wax? Check. Totally ripped biceps? Check. Artfully distressed tee-shirt? Check. Oooh, baby, time to hit the club and—wait, what the hell is that wolf doing here?”
Project Runaway Shifter Challenge
Using only his teeth and the shirt off his back, Brad must craft a look worthy of an editorial layout in the high fashion mag ALPHA. Can he push his look beyond safe and win the vote of celebrity judge Wolf? Or does he stay true to his voice and return home with his designer morals?
The Shifter’s Scandalous Shredded Shirt Addiction
Wolf and Man: I think we’re going to need a bigger T-shirt
Werewolf wants Wonder’s willy.
Shirtless Shifter’s shaft shrinks.
Billionaire boy’s bod beheaded.
Billy Sells Shaft by the Seashore
Teething Wolf Attacks Billionaire’s Laundry
Wolf: I told you to get out of the way. I want to howl at the MOON, not a MORON. Next time it’ll be your skin…
Chad took up bodybuilding just so his shirts would rip symmetrically when he shifts.
The bad-boy billionaire hedge-fund manager’s obsession with beta lost him his shirt. That left him only two choices for a moonlit snack: Omega… or Alpha. Or as a moonlit snack!
Balls to the wolf: a cautionary tale about the dangers of fellatio from a carnivore.
The Billionaire Shifters Grew Alfalfa.
The Billionaire Shifter’s Biting Beau. Beta in the streets, alpha in the sheets.
The Billionaire’s Lament: Quality sucks these days…and so do wolves.
Thrift Shopping for the Shift Fopping
Wolfie is howling mad with Hulk’s Rip-T Clothing Line.
“Man, I hate it when someone makes me laugh when I’m eating, and I end up sneezing a whole torso out through my nose.”