Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night One!

A framed picture of the original ladies on atable with blue lights and a menorah beneath the words Hanukkah 2019Happy Hanukkah, 2019! Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah 5780 (the 80s are back!). And as we do every year, we have eight straight days and nights of festive giveaways!

Each year, we want celebrate all of you in the SBTB community,  and the ways in which you bring light to the world by being so generous, kind, thoughtful, and also hilarious.

So starting today and lasting for eight days, we’re going to be hosting giveaways that we hope will give the lucky winner some joy and delight, and of course, happy reading.

Ready? Let’s do this!

Today’s prize is: a Kate Spade Greta Court Ramey Glitter Crossbody in Dusty Peony.
That was a lot of words. Here are pics!

Light pink cross body bag with glitter on the bottom third

I also like this picture a lot:

Overhead view of the open bag looking a lot like a vulva

Want some specs?

  • The bag measures approximately 5.7″h x 9.4″w x 1.4″d
  • It has an adjustable crossbody strap drop length of 22″.
  • The top zips closed – very important to me, personally.
  • The interior has one slide pocket.
  • IT SPARKLES.

Want to enter? Yay!

Just leave a comment saying what book of the past year made you laugh, or made you smile!

Standard disclaimers apply: I am not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18 and open to the option of fried food and candles, plus very adorable handbags. Toting all your favorite things is recommended for maximum enjoyment, but most especially a book. We cannot be responsible for the glow of pleasure and happiness that may come from carrying around a sparkly pink bag that’s sparkly and pink.

Comments will close Monday 23 December 2019 at or near 12pm ET, and winner will be announced shortly afterward.

Good luck, Happy Hanukkah, and thank you for being part of Smart Bitches!

Winner update: Congratulations to Crcala! Stay tuned for more giveaways!

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  1. Rae says:

    The Right Swipe tickled me so much.

  2. Janice says:

    Mrs. Martin’s Incomparable Adventure made me chuckle and cheer on the heroines.

  3. Tina says:

    I loved Say No to the Duke by Eloisa James. It was funny and flawless.

  4. The Overdue Life of Amy Byer – as a (retired)librarian I related, especially the part of “rumspriga” for moms (“MOMSPRIGA”). definitely LOL funny.

  5. Where’d you go Bernadette made me laugh out loud when the feuding neighbors caused a landslide.

  6. JB Hunt says:

    Dance All Night (Alexis Daria) — the latest entry in the delightful Dance Off series!

  7. Chris says:

    Tessa Dare’s books made me laugh this year.

  8. MaryK says:

    This year, I read several delightful books that made me smile during certain parts. The Flatshare, The Austen Playbook, and The Widow of Rose House.

  9. Katie Wilson says:

    I loved Jenn McKinlay’s The Good Ones

    Such an awesome tribute to the Romance genre/ writers and bookstores!!!

  10. Jennie says:

    oooh. This is one of those years that I feel like I didn’t get a lot of funny books in. But I definitely laughed at my (re)read of “Sideways Stories from Wayside School” with my eldest.

  11. JudyW. says:

    Sweep of the Blade by Ilona Andrews. Action and funny together forever.

  12. Leslie Moore says:

    Red, White, and Royal Blue made me smile because I loved the characters, and made me laugh at the irony. Fantastic read!

  13. Emma says:

    Get a life, Chloe Brown 🙂

  14. Samantha Nasset says:

    When We Were Magic. Witch YA that starts out with an exploding (literally) penis.

  15. cin says:

    The Flatshare, as many others would agree.
    And A Wicked Kind of Husband by Mia Vincy

  16. cin says:

    The Flatshare, as many others would agree.
    And A Wicked Kind of Husband by Mia Vincy

  17. Kareni says:

    Enjoy this season of light!

    One book that made me laugh this year, though it also had a goodly amount of gore, was Midnight Riot by Ben Aaronovitch.

  18. Nancy Robbins says:

    The Bride Test by Helen Hoang

  19. Emily C says:

    Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston made me smile so much! The more I think back on my reading year that one keeps coming up to the top of my list.

  20. Gillian says:

    I loved Brazen and the Beast!

  21. Cat C says:

    Mrs. Martin’s Incomparable Adventure by Courtney Milan!

  22. Abbie says:

    So many great books this year! The most recent one that made me laugh was Faker by Sarah Smith.

  23. Hot and Badgered by Shelly Laurenston

  24. KayKay says:

    Not a romance but it made me laugh out loud – Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher.

  25. Hope-and-Memory says:

    Cat Sebastian’s Unmasked by the Marquess. Also The Magnolia Sword (Sherry Thomas’s Mulan retelling)– LOVED it, ahhhh!

  26. Vanessa says:

    The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren was a fun read this year! I definitely laughed out loud a couple times reading it. A perfect beach read!

  27. Ruth says:

    A recent favorite was Covent Garden in the Snow by Jules Wake — the perfect feel good, seasonal read!

  28. AmyS says:

    Save of the Game by Avon Gale

  29. sula says:

    One Giant Leap by Kay Simone, the m/m astronaut romance I didn’t know I was missing until I listened to it on audiobook narrated by the excellent Greg Tremblay.

  30. Suzy K says:

    Anything by Janet Chapman!! (definitely will miss her stories!)

  31. Terri says:

    Check, Please! by Ngozi Ukazu was the book that made me laugh the most this year. It’s a delightful graphic novel about a former figure skater turned hockey player who is attending a prestigious school on a hockey scholarship, and I can’t recommend it enough.

  32. Heather RR says:

    I feel deep in love with Alyssa Cole contemporaries this year.

  33. Rebecca W. says:

    Well Met brought me such joy! Romance at a Renaissancce Faire? Sign! Me! Up!

  34. Leslie Schwartz says:

    The Bookish Life of Nina Hill. I loved all the characters, even the minor ones, and found the book to be very relatable.

  35. Alex says:

    Cary Elwes, As You Wish, had me crying. Listened to audiobook read by Elwes and a bunch of cast from the Princess Bride.

  36. KareBearReads says:

    I love and re-read Act Like It by Lucy Parker (and I hardly re-read anything!)
    Richard is such a grumpy, and I am a SUCKER for witty banter!

  37. Miss Louisa says:

    Evvie Drake Starts Over by Linda Holmes
    Bookish Life of Nina Hill by Abbi Waxman
    The Austen Playbook by Lucy Parker

    Even my mother liked Evvie Drake and she usually never touches my books because she prefers mysteries.

  38. Janira Gonzalez says:

    Pucked by Helena Hunting had me laughing out loud.

  39. Charlene Wendell says:

    Where’d You Go Bernadette

  40. ReneeG says:

    Happy Hanukkah!

    Thank you for this giveaway. I loved “Sweep of the Blade” by Ilona Andrews.

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