This post is being sponsored by Evestoys.com and they’ve offered us a coupon code for the Bitchery! Eve’s Toys is a sister company of Adam & Eve. Here’s their mission statement:
Evestoys.com was created so that women, lesbian couples, and gender queer individuals can feel comfortable, empowered, inspired and encouraged in a friendly, sex positive environment. You’ll find an unrivaled selection of affordable sex toys curated by women for women.
Here are the coupon details:
Use TRASHY at check out for 50% Off 1 Item + Free Shipping on orders over $20 in the US & Canada. Some items may not be eligible for full discount
Eve’s Toys also offers 90-day no hassle returns and 24/7 customer service.
Please keep in mind that this post is extremely NSFW!
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Sliquid Naturals H20 Lubricant – $26.95 $13.48 with TRASHY coupon!
Lube is always a great start for these posts. Even if toys aren’t your thing, lubricant can still be really beneficial. This may be TMI but this is also a sex toy post so whatever. My antidepressants have definitely affected my own personal lubrication and sometimes I need a little help. This is the extra brand I use and, because it’s water-based, it’s compatible with silicone toys.
Sincerely Fur Nipple Clips – $24.95 $12.48 with TRASHY coupon!
This faux fur pom-pom nipple clamps come in purple and black, though I wouldn’t mind a red variation somewhere along the line. The pressure and tension can be adjusted, and the rubber tips can be removed. Lots of customizable options for your pleasure/pain tolerance!
Cupcake Vibrator – $47.95 $45.45 – 5% off with TRASHY coupon!
The discount isn’t as steep with this vibrator, but it still qualifies you for free shipping. I’d also feel incredibly guilty for not including a vibrator shaped like a cupcake. Not sure how useful it is in putting the icing on the cake (lol), but it has two speeds and three pulsation patterns. It also comes in the cutest polka-dot tin!
Intimate Curves Rechargeable Wand – $69.95 $34.98 with TRASHY coupon!
I absolutely love rechargeable toys because, without fail, one will die on me after I’ve used the last batteries for something else. And then, I have to go around the house, removing batteries from any and all remotes just to get a few more minutes of power. This toy can run for 3 hours on low from a single full charge and has ten different vibration patterns.
Shi/Shi Union Girl/Girl Vibe – $119.95 $59.98 with TRASHY coupon!
This toy was designed for female couples in mind. It has a 360-degree swivel base that allows for perfect placement for you and your partner and contains two independent motors. It boasts to being “the first vibe for female couples” and comes with its own storage bag.
Eve’s Vibrating Strapless Strap-On – $79.95 $39.98 with TRASHY coupon!
As the name suggests, this is a strapless strap-on, which means no harness is needed to use it! It is rechargeable via USB and has nine different vibration and pulsation patterns. Couples can get about one hour of play time from a single full charge. It also looks like a Xenomorph, but that’s besides the point.
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Thank you to Eve’s Toys for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!
Don’t forget – Evestoys.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code TRASHY. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
While I do have some sufficient toy knowledge, I’d love to know what queer couples and individuals love using, solo or with their partners. Give us all the recommendations!
My brain is struggling with understanding how you keep some of these ON (strapless! cupcake has no handle!) But at least this all looks really fun!