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This HaBO comes from Laura, who is looking for this possible digital-only contemporary romance:
The author was exclusively e-published, I know that much.
The story featured a plus sized heroine who meets the hero on a message board for a specific country singer, can’t remember who.
They agree to meet up at the San Antonio Riverwalk, but she takes off when she realizes that she knows him and doesn’t like him. Eventually of course, they get together.
There is a country dance hall. There is sex while riding a horse. Really.
I feel like something should happen on the site whenever sex atop a horse is mentioned. Like a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse secret word.
The Big Girl’s Guide to Buying Lingerie
by Amie Stuart
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“There is sex while riding a horse.”
I don’t know this book, but I just had a Savage Thunder flashback.
As someone who owns a horse and has ridden all my life, the idea of having sex on horseback just makes me go “aargh, nooo!!” Aside from how uncomfortable it would be – how are you supposed to relax when you are o half a ton of animal that doesn’t understand what the hell you are doing? Even if you’ve got the most laid back horse on the planet it will decide to freak out over a leaf or a puddle at the most awkward time. Imagine having to explain yourself down at the ER.
Also, how do you think the horses feel – being victimized in this way?
@quizzabella, I feel like that situation would end up on an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER. Medical staff would be completely confused and the couple would try to hide the reason for the visit, maybe say something like “We fell down a flight of stairs” or something.
I’m with Hope … horses are not cars. They are more delicate than they look and most are not built to carry two adult humans, much less two adult humans who are copulating, much less two adult humans who are copulating, one of whom is described as plus-size. Jeez. If that horse wasn’t a Percheron I’d like a word with the author.
Unfortunately, this book is not familiar to me. I surely would have remembered it.
What quizzabella said … another life-long horseperson here. When the MCs have sex on a horse or in a pile of hay, my guess is the author has not spent more than a few minutes in a barn.
I suggest loud carousel music when sex atop a horse is mentioned.
I am laughing so hard at this comments. However, I have no idea what title this is!
This book might be here
Historyhoidens.blogspot.com/2007/11/love-on-horseback-win-signed-coverflat
Hope this book is found sounds fun to read
OK having been raised on a farm I remember barns (even well kept ones) as frequently smelly. AND having played around hay and rolled around in it, it itches like crazy and gets everywhere. Now maybe if you put a thick quilt over a pile of hay you’d only get an occasional hay strand sticking through it. But with animals stomping, rustling, farting and munching hay….ah, fiction is certainly more romantic than real life.
Thanks to the SBs for giving this one a shot, and to the Bitchery for some serious horse advocacy!
I know this one!! It’s “The Big Girl’s Guide to Buying Lingerie” by Amie Stuart
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27223714-the-big-girl-s-guide-to-buying-lingerie
It has all of this – meeting online- San Antonio – sex on a horse.
YES!!! Heather, thank you, you are amazing!
The hero’s name is Rowdy Yates. I just can’t even get past that, lol. The sex on the horse, the name, already know this is too much for me. I can’t imagine what she’s done to my hometown or reading cliche Texas tropes. I’m sure there are plenty!