It’s time for another Caption That Cover contest with a cover our very own Elyse found!
As Elyse put it, “Jason. Jason, Buddy. We’ve discussed this. Your head goes in the hole.”
What is it with cover models having trouble putting their shirts on? Are all the holes confusing? Do they need held putting the right limbs through the sleeves?
When will Jason figure it out? Now? OR NEVER?!
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. I’m personally worried about the neck hole stretching out too much, so I caution everyone to have a 4-pack of generic white tees on hand for Jason. And if he has trouble getting it on, do you think we’ll need to made him lift his arms so we can tug it off him at the end of the day? Comments will close Friday January 25, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Best of luck, everyone!
Winner update: Our caption winner is Yaara! Here is the caption:
Tan Man: “This is the window to my heart, Karen.”
Karen: “Umm, that’s really not where your h–”
Tan Man: “my HEART.” *smoldering eyes* *eyebrow of persuasion*
Karen: “…..”
Thank you to everyone who participated and we’ll be back with another contest soon!
“As she soon found out, Jason always had trouble finding the right hole.”
(I shouldn’t be allowed to comment here when I’m tired and groggy.)
“I’m sorry. Mother always dressed me up to now.”
No I do not need a larger size …
“This is why I go commando. I can never remember what goes where.”
“In the sequel, my best friend has the same problem with his pants. Buy it!”
“Wait—am I putting this on or taking it off? I always get those two confused!”
“Now, please manscape this pesky area on my chest. Stupid body hair. Here, I’ll outline it for you.”
Maybe if I just hold the shirt like this it will distract from my uneven tan.
“I only watched fifteen minutes of Tidying Up but I think I nailed it.”
“What do you mean the bath tub is running slow again?”
If I hold my shirt out, you won’t notice that my head is too small for my ripped torso.
“This hole is for you, baby”
Just making room for my secret Alien baby to emerge. #newdad
“No, really, it’s THIS big”
Dressing the boy toy…he needed more help than a toddler with a Dapper Dan doll.
Tan Man: “This is the window to my heart, Karen.”
Karen: “Umm, that’s really not where your h–”
Tan Man: “my HEART.” *smoldering eyes* *eyebrow of persuasion*
Karen: “…..”
Peek-a-boo! New tattoo!
Are you sure you want to do this? I think I can get this shirt back on if you’ve changed your mind.
“And with this one simple hack, you have the cutest little bralette!”
OK, see if you can hit this with a spit wad.
“I suck at multitasking – let me get this shirt on and I’ll finish telling you about the book.”
Sigh. You’d be tired out too if you had to swipe right in Tinder until someone tied your shoes for you.
Oh god. He looks like my nephew. Right down to the slightly vacant stare & – based on his shirt issues – the lack of common sense.
Must go bleach my brain.
No I don’t want to put on my shirt. Aren’t I fabulous without it?
You’d look mad too if you got kicked out of the spaghetti eating tournament for being topless.
Why did he take his shirt off, you ask? Because he’s just starting out on the competitive eating circuit, and his bleach budget only goes so far. However, the judges ruled that his naked chest was a health code violation. Food safety first!
Stop filming and help me put this on, would you?
What do you mean this isn’t how you wear shirts?!