Happy Monday! Do you need some Cover Snark?
From Reader Amanda: Even stuck at home with the kids on a snow day and checking my email on my phone, this cover doesn’t look right. It came in my Audible email and I did a triple take. Then I looked it up on my Amazon app and the full cover wasn’t an improvement.
The Photoshop is jarring. I would be interested by a glasses wearing, bearded, tattooed hero – whether or not a billionaire. And, because I am a mom and it is cold, I really want to give him a shirt.
Sarah: I have to pass at poorly photoshopped glasses.
RHG: He needs glasses to show that’s he’s engaging, I guess.
Sarah: Or a billionaire, maybe?
RHG: Real billionaires get LASIK.
CarrieS: Is that Walter White? Has he been sampling his own product?
Amanda: I have that very same jacket and it’s incredibly thin. Definitely seconding a shirt underneath!
Oh and the title is Engaging the Billionaire and not The Engaging Billionaire, like I previously thought.
From Denise: This needs cover snarking. I need this cover to be snarked. Pretty please?
Sarah: I can think of several problems with this proposal.
Amanda: Well…unless he’s proposing with a diamond studded clit ring. If that’s the case, he’s kinda doing it right?
Sarah: I guess? But to me her feet look very bored.
She’s all, “I think my pedicure chipped already? UGH.”
Elyse: That crown is straight up from Burger King.
CarrieS: Reminds me of a very, very not romantic scene from Grendel.
Amanda: Well that’s a mouthful of a title.
And also…“black hole brides.”
Elyse: Is the black hole what makes it inconvenient?
For a lot of words, I’m missing crucial information
Amanda: Is the hero a space duke? Or a duke sent into space?
Elyse: I’m assuming space duke and a his duchy involved multiple galaxies? I need more context clues here.
Sarah: That’s a lot of space taffeta, too.
From Pam G:
1. Does his neck extend like ET’s?
2. Is she saying Eww? Cuz the thrill is definitely gone.
3. Is that her hand or a starving brain sucker?
4. When you awaken the darkness, does it nest in his chest hair?
5. And WHERE ARE HER BREASTS?
Amanda: All of the proportions are wrong. ALL OF THEM.
CarrieS: Stop ripping off her head!
Sarah: Does she have two arms on one side, and…wait, what’s with her other hand?