Our Caption Cover Contest is back! And with it comes a giveaway, per usual!
This cover comes from Carole. Can we just say that Carole is amazing? She has a desktop folder filled with Cover Snark images and frequently shares her spoils with us. Thanks, Carole!
Now there is a lot going on here! The crotch volcano, the super long nipple, etc.
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Feel free to caption the cover however you want! Have a great tagline? Lay it on us! Want to give us some insight into the cover model’s thoughts? Fantastic! Next to each comment is a heart symbol. The Bitchery can use those to vote their favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show. A winner will randomly be selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. I feel like we should stress keeping one’s clothing on during any hot or sparking junk explosions. It’s like cooking bacon on the stove without proper attire. And remember, only you can prevent crotch fires. Comments will close Friday September 21, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck!
Winner update: Big congratulations to Deianira! The winning caption is:
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
All of your comments were wonderful! And keep watch for future caption contests!
Since we are with the songs … C’mon baby light my fire… wait, too much… C’mon baby douse my fire
Having utterly failed to satisfy his Valar Lady, he was cursed to cast the offending organ into the fires of Mount Doom.
When you said you had a hard-on for volcanoes, I thought you just liked geology.
“You want me to go to Mount Doom and put the One Ring *WHERE*?!”
Get tested kids – gonnorhea ain’t no joke
FIRE DOWN BELOOOOOOW!
THAT CROTCH IS ON FIRE (but to the tune of Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys)
Superhero: Mr. Asbestos
Secret Identity: Willie Burns
Superpower: Wading into the Comments Sections of internet websites.
A Toad in the streets, but a Bowser in the sheets.
“I didn’t know the Goblet of Fire would entail all this when the sorting hat placed me in Gryphon’dor.”
Don’t worry, I’ve got protection…lined with asbestos!