We’re captioning that cover again! Caption That Cover is where we provide you with a cover for you to caption. The winner receives a bookstore gift card. Pretty easy!
Let’s get to the cover!
Covers can’t really go wrong with a background horse. A photobomb horse, if you will!
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! We want to know what this poor horse is thinking! Next to each comment should be a heart symbol. The Bitchery can use those to vote their favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show.
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Remember to keep your wits about you while in any outdoor setting. Or even indoor setting. Horses can really pop up anywhere at the most inconvenient of times. Comments will close Friday June 22, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck to everyone!
WINNER UPDATE
We loved all of your captions and thank you to everyone who participated! Our winner of this caption contest is Jeanette!
Stay tuned for more contests in the future.
It was just supposed to be a one night roll in the hay…
Suckers! I corralled most of the art budget already – if you know what I mean.
You say you’re hung like that horse? Sure you are, buddy (sniggers).
Which one of you is gonna ride this wild horse?
She doubted he was done sowing his wild oats and she wasn’t interested in coming along for the ride. At least, not at first.
Wait, why am I this close to the ground ??!
Horse: “Psst, dude, she’s not that into you.”
Do you want me in this photo or not?
Which way is back to the bank ad?
I’m Secretariat’s secret baby, and organized the uprising at the glue factory. (Do you know how hard it was to burn that place down without the use of opposable thumbs?) Justify keeps sexting me (mmm, talk about a Triple Crown)…and THIS guy is the hero?
Incoming!!!
For some reason this video keeps cropping up on my FB timeline. It has to be a sign from Succinctia goddess of captioning.
So Pony Play.
https://www.facebook.com/whatdidijust/videos/185338842164627/
“I will neigh watch the Dollangangers make out again!”
“Heaving Horses”
I thought it was jumping the SHARK, not the cover snark!
(Also,… Stephanie, if I could’ve upvoted yours more than once, I would have. Great riff on a great monologue!)
Don’t mind me—just have a case of the zoomies.
The ménage a trois she never thought she would consider…
Pony Up and Rein Him In.
When a man who’s hung like a horse isn’t enough…