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Welcome to the party, Canada!
Previously, Sarah and I put together a list of personal recommendations. We also invited Reader Jaymzangel to send us some recs as well!
This time, we asked Adam & Eve to recommend some bestselling products from their site.
This post is extremely NSFW! You have been warned!
The Adam & Eve Thruster: This is a USB rechargeable rabbit vibrator that actually self-thrusts. THE FUTURE IS NOW! The “thrust” has 3 different speeds, while the rabbit stimulation part of the vibrator has 7 different vibrations!
A&E Warming Rabbit G: For some reason, I have a weakness for pink sex toys. Don’t ask me why. Both the shaft and rabbit clitoral stimulator have 5 different functions/speeds. It also takes around three minutes to warm up, reaching a max temperature of 107.6 F.
Wanachi Mega Massager: When they say “mega,” they aren’t kidding. This massager clocks in at 17” tall with a 4.5” massaging head and it has 10 different vibration patterns. It plugs into an outlet via 7-foot cord, so no need for batteries. Honestly, this is probably one of those personal massagers that I’d actually use on my muscles.
Adam & Eve Sensual Touch Wand Massager: Another USB rechargeable toy! This one has 10 different vibration speeds and you can get up to 2 hours of use per charge.
Satisfyer 1: A discreet toy for clitoral stimulation. It takes 2 AAA batteries and offers 11 different variations of sucking and blowing stimulation. I’m highly interested in this little gizmo. Though, as of 6/10, it appears to be backordered until mid-June. It also looks like a kazoo, right?
Adam & Eve Clit Sensitizer: As someone who has difficulties achieving orgasm through penetrative sex, I’m all about outside bizness. Adam & Eve boasts over a quarter million of these puppies have been sold and the cream comes in a 0.5 oz jar. It also takes about 10-15 minutes to kick in.
A&E Complete Lovers Kit: This kit comes with 7 different items, including a small vibration, 3 different sleeves for the vibrator, and more! Most of the items are made from “soft and flexible jelly material” and are “compatible with all types of lubricants and condoms.”
Intro to Prostate Kit: For those interested in prostrate play, Adam & Eve says this is perfect for beginners and those who have clearly done this before. The kit comes with 4 ultra-smooth silicone anal toys, all of which are waterproof. The black color palette is perfect for the kinky goth in your life.
Thanks to Adam and Eve for the coupon once again, and for sponsoring this post!
What do you think about the items recommended? Have any you’d love to suggest?
That Mega Massager looks like a baby. I bet it spends most of its time laid down and lied upon because it would be too exhausting to wield by hand.
Ok, just call me oblivious. I’m thinking what a cute name for a TOY company that has toys for boys and girls. Then after clicking to read full article I’m like why wouldn’t TOY recs be safe for work?
Just how many clues could one personn miss? I’m sad that I’m blind and can’t seem the pictures to get the full NSFW impact.
@DianeV: The references to rabbits and kazoos probably don’t help clarify the adult nature of the products much, either.
@Ren: Regarding the baby-sized massager, now I’m picturing it being swaddled and laid down for a nap.
@Amanda: That’s what it looks like in the picture! Playtime and bathtime are over, now sing the little prince a lullabye and put him in his crib. I’m sure it’s great, but is it “build an addition on the house so you have a nursery for your vibrator” great?
I was looking at Adam & Eve yesterday, actually, and filtering by noise level, even the “quiet” ones were 6.7+ on a scale of 1 to 10. That big boy must be as loud as the KitchenAid! Hmm. I wonder if they have an attachm–never mind.
Stoopid here. I want to use the coupon–is there a coupon code in this post somewhere I’m missing it?
@Jennifer: It’s up at the top! “Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART.”
Found it, Amanda, thank you!
The Lovers Kit gives me pause, since I don’t know of a jelly material that’s body-safe. (It tends to be porous, so you can’t sterilize it. Jelly is usually softened by phthalates, which have been banned in the EU and several states as a potential carcinogen.) I’d stick with the silicone items shown instead…
Guess I’m just a naïve beginner but so many sex toys all look mean&ugly. Rabbit ears look scary, huge walloping vibra heads with 27 even more intense pounding options–YIKES!!! xxoocf