This post is being sponsored by AdamandEve.com, and, while we have some amazing toy recommendations, here is the most important information:
AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
Woohoo! Thank you!
Our previous Adam & Eve post featured recommendations by me and Sarah, but we also recognized some great suggestions in the comments. We particularly loved the recs by Jaymzangel.
(Before we continue, obviously, this post is very NSFW!)
The combo of these two items is 🔥 🔥.
Don’t be afraid of the glass, once you try it you’ll never go back. Super easy to clean & you can heat it with warm water or put it in the fridge for a different sensation.
We reached out to Jaymzangel for more recommendations and she was kind enough to send us a few excellent suggestions. Here are the products she picked!
More glass, it’s the best! Double-ended so it’s versatile. Super easy to clean, you can put it in the dishwasher.
So much fun! Great size to play with or put it on display to show your Pride 🌈 The suction cup gives you even more ways to enjoy.
While these aren’t perfect (I’ve yet to find any that are) they have a lovely weight to them and the fact that they are adjustable is a big plus.
I know I already recommended this one but they are just the best. Waterproof for shower/bath/pool/spa play. This one is a bit on the pricey side for a bullet, but it’s rechargeable so no batteries to buy! Plus with the lovely SBTB coupon code, it’s well worth it.
Aren’t these suggestions great?! I think Jaymzangel may have convinced me to give glass toys a try. Admittedly, they always made me sort of nervous!
Thank you to Jaymzangel for her recommendations! And thanks to Adam and Eve for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!
If you used Adam and Eve before, what products would you recommend to readers? Or if you used our coupon code last time, what’d you buy? How’d you like it?
2 Months Ago, Note To Self: YOUR VIBRATOR IS AN OLD CRUSTY-DUSTY* POS! REPLACE IT!
Present Me: SEE, SELF! I TOOOLD there was a reason we kept procrastinating!
Btw, am I the only one who totally wants that rainbow dildo for display purposes?! That thing is cute as HELL! Yeah, Victorian vintage goth is my style and yeah black is my favorite color so rainbow normally ain’t my digs, BUT OMG CUUUUUTE!
(*Not literally, but dammit the rhyme was too fun to pass up.)
I swear by the We Vibe Touch. It’s pretty great.
The rainbow dildo has a suction cup, so I think it’s meant to be displayed. Like on the fridge door. When company’s coming. (Hur hur).
Seriously. It’s gorgeous, isn’t it?
@SB Sarah HAHAHA OH MY DAMN, ON THE FRIDGE! HOW COULD I FORGOT ABOUT THE FRIDGE! Can you imagine? “Oh, yeah, the wine is on the second. Careful not to get dickslapped on your way in!”
It’s aesthetically pleasing with a functional kickstand. COME ON, IT’S LIKE MARTHA STEWART’S HOME DECOR DREAM…wait. That went places in my head it shouldn’t have.
YALL. I have been looking for a place to shout from the rooftop that EVERY WOMAN EVERYWHERE needs a vixskin dildo (like the rainbow one). After I used mine (buck- it is girthy so be aware) I was like if I could afford to I would (ummm anonymously) gift this to every woman I know. It just feels SO GOOD. I have used other glass and silicone products and there is no comparison. WORTH EVERY PENNY- definitely a steal at 50% off. Y’all let me know your results because YOURE WELCOME.
(Fwiw I’m a queer woman and this is great as a harness or solo)
And for those who don’t want to display/show off their sex toys, here are the results of a survey Adam & Eve conducted: https://avn.com/business/articles/novelty/adamandevecom-asks-have-you-ever-seen-a-friend-or-family-members-sex-toy-by-mistake-725599.html
And if you to buy from Adam & Eve, expect to get a *lot* of mailings from them. I bought a DVD from them and had it sent to my P.O. box — and got a thick catalog-filled envelope from them about a month later at my home address. Just sayin’.
I appreciate that your first sentence lets us know this is a sponsored post instead of hiding the information in small font weasel words somewhere at the end.