Happy Sunday! You ready to catch up on some quick and dirty Lightning Reviews? We have a Pride & Prejudice retelling with dragons, a funny memoir by Carol Burnett, and a historical romance with an American heiress who has a love of stars.
Heartstone
author: Elle Katharine White
If I told you, “Pride and Prejudice BUT WITH DRAGONS” how fast should I throw the book and then run from the stampede?
I will confess that I didn’t really read the back or the synopsis when the ARC came to my door. I just thought the cover was pretty enough to put on the “ACTUAL TBR” pile (as opposed to the “Aspirational TBR” pile). I was a good part of the way through before I went, “…wait a second…”
The handy thing about using a known story in a high concept fantasy is that you can spend your time working on the world building. In this case, the Darcy-analongues, the Daireds, are dragon riders who defend the country against evil beasts- gryphons and the like- while the Bennet analogues, the Bentaines, are commoners who work for one of the landowners. They meet when Darcy and his BFF are hired to kill off a pack (pride? flock?) of gryphons, and the usual P&P stuff applies.
I’m still not all that clear on the world-building, or how people became paired up with sentient dragons, and I would have liked to have seen that.
HOWEVER, THERE ARE DRAGONS AND THEY ARE COOL. And it was neat to see how the dragons affected the expected plot points. It’s not totally a beat-for-beat retelling but it’s pretty close.
It was fun! I enjoyed it a lot! It did a good job of blending Austen with fantasy and explaining why the position of the Bentaines was so precarious within the rules of the world. And I can also promise that, as should be required for all P&P retellings from now until the end of time, the Lydia analogue isn’t paired off in the end with the Wickham analogue.
Science Fiction/Fantasy
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In Such Good Company
author: Carol Burnett
In Such Good Company: Eleven Years of Laughter, Mayhem, and Fun in the Sandbox is delightful if you are a fan of The Carol Burnett Show. And if you aren’t yet, go get the DVDs or look it up on YouTube and watch some of it for heaven’s sake.
This book is not an autobiography. Rather, it’s a collection of anecdotes about the show. It you are interested in the show, it’s heavenly, but it probably wouldn’t appeal to the general reader. Carol Burnett is not only funny, she’s also incredibly generous, and she devotes most of the book to praising everyone but herself – the writers, the actors, the crew, the guest stars, and of course Bob Mackie who, among other things, designed the dress for the “Gone With the Wind” parody (“I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it!”). While I didn’t learn anything earth-shaking, I did learn a lot about how the show worked, and why it would be so difficult to replicate today. The book is slight but enjoyable.
If I had to pick one reason to love this book it’s that Burnett tells the story behind the Elephant speech by Tim Conway which made me watch it, which made me laugh so hard I almost had an asthma attack. The context is that Carol had just reminded everyone not to laugh during a sketch. Then Tim Conway destroyed everyone by making up a long story about an elephant while poor Burnett tried to work in her next line (“Go ahead, Momma”) without laughing.
In the below video, there’s a short break. This is because Conway pulled his stunt for the early show and of course the producers made him promise not to tell the same story during the later show. So he didn’t. Watch and learn! Try not to pee your pants!
– Carrie S
Memoir, Nonfiction
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Look to the Stars
author: Olivia Kelly
Look to the Stars was exactly the book I needed to read at exactly the right moment I needed to read it. Lately my brain has been in over-drive, catastrophizing and just generally keeping me from sleeping soundly. Look to the Stars was the perfect Regency novella to reset my mind – it’s light on conflict, although the conflict is still there, and I loved the main characters. It’s more a short chronicling of a romance than anything.
Miriam Rosenbaum, an American heiress, is in London with her mother and four sisters for the Season. Her mother is an expat who married an American, and now is returning to London to try and find husbands for her daughters. All Miriam cares about the London Academy of Astronomical Sciences and the astronomers she’s been corresponding with. Miriam could care less about marriage – she’s here for the science, baby. While she isn’t particularly concerned with socializing, when invitations don’t start rolling in, she knows it’s because her family is Jewish, and she sees the pain it causes her family.
Their hostess’s son (and future Earl) Leo Blakeley is looking to escape his uncle forcing him into an arranged marriage, so he pretends to court Miriam. Hilariously, Miriam has other shit to worry about and is unaware that’s what he’s doing. “You want to take me for ices again? Okay, I guess. Let’s hurry back. I got stuff to do.” As a result the two build up a friendship that comes before falling in love.
I think that this book worked for me because, like I said, there wasn’t overwhelming conflict. There is some gentle misunderstanding, but mostly it’s about two people getting to know each other and falling in love. Miriam and her family receive slights due to their religion, and that prejudice is something that’s never resolved, just acknowledged – which I think is fair. It’s not a problem that you can solve today, let alone in a novella.
Overall Look to the Stars cheered me up immensely, and that’s what I look to books, especially romance, for in the first place.
– Elyse
Historical: European, Regency, Romance
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…And I immediately need to buy two out of three. These are such dangerous posts when I’m trying to book budget. (By “trying”, I mean it occurred to me that I probably should, after which I switched my sandwich to my non-one-clicking hand and continued to add to my TBR.)
If you are a Carol Burnett fan, her first memoir One More Time is very good. She grew up as the child of alcoholics, but lived with her grandmother who was the most important person in her life. She also talks about her early career. It is really an affecting story, and she tells it well. I can remember watching her TV show every week when I was a kid, loving all the send ups of old Hollywood movies. Reading her memoir, you see why the movies were so important to her.
If anyone is interested in a Victorian novel with Dragons, I highly recommend Tooth and Claw by Jo Walton. It’s based (loosely) on Framley Parsonage by Anthony Trollope, and it is truly excellent. My favourite part is how many aspects of Victorian culture are explained using dragon physiology: why lady dragons wear hats, how blushing relates to virginity, and of course how hierarchical class relations are arranged to facilitate cannibalism. The catalyst of the main plot is the death of the patriarch, and the conflict revolves around how much of his body each of his children got to eat. AMAZING.
I thoroughly enjoyed HEARTSTONE which surprised the heck out of me. But there were dragons so I gave it a go and found it quite easy to get lost in the storytelling, despite the analogues.
Thank you for sharing the Elephant Story outtake. The Carol Burnett show was one of my favourite shows. Carol, Vicky, Harvey and Tim were just brilliant. It was always fun to see which of the cast would cave in to Tim Conway’s antics.