It’s Cover Snark time! Just a note (which I’m sure will make some of you very happy): instead of running Cover Snark once a month, we’re upping it twice a month. Enjoy!
From Reader C.
Sarah: I don’t think that’s his hair.
RHG: No he shaved Fabio’s head.
SOMEONE CHECK ON FABIO IS HE OKAY
Also guyliner.
Also shirt.
Amanda: I wonder why he’s restless. Is it from giving his hair a blowout each morning?
Sarah: I think he’s restless because there’s not room in the hold for dry cleaning equipment AND hair product.
RHG: AND guyliner.
So much guyliner
Amanda: I know that my arm gets tired just trying to put my hair into a high ponytail.
Carrie: He does get points for resourcefulness. It’s not easy to find a perfect rose in the middle of the ocean.
Carrie: Cinderella is totes gonna beat everyone to death with her mop and dance in their blood. Those are the eyes of a woman who has snapped.
Amanda: Is this a weird retelling with murder? Because she looks like she’s going to murder.
Elyse: That hat is clearly concealing horns.
Sarah: “Cinderella. This time, the mice are the least of their worries.”
Carrie: Ha!
Amanda: He pooped himself, didn’t he? He was trying to squeeze out a fart in a crowded casino because it all smells like smoke anyway and he thought no one would notice. But surprise! Just sharted!
Sarah: Whatever it is that’s suddenly yours, I don’t think you want it.
Amanda: Is this…is this a dog romance?
RHG: I WANT THAT GIVE ME A PUPPY
They are SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE
Elyse: Fuzzy justice
Sarah: What’s the name of the third puppy?
If this is Love Inspired, and dog spelled backwards is God, and there are three puppies plus a dog, is that a symbolic representation of the holy trinity and the unified divine?
In related news, am I reading too much into this cover?
RHG: The third dog is Jesus’ Brother Bob.
Sarah: Or Biff?
RHG: Is that the one from Lamb?
Sarah: Yeah. One of them has to be Biff.
Carrie: If there’s a dude in this book I don’t care. I’ll take the dogs. I’ll take all of them.
Probably a jump for canine agility or obedience competition.