I’ve been working on new shirts, stickers, mugs and swag for the Bitchery, and since coupons are flurrying fast and furious, I’ve made sure there are items available at different vendors, such as Zazzle, StickerMule, and Teepublic.
We have some new stickers:
And matching shirts:
But right now, I’m working on bringing back an old design from 2007, and I’d like to ask for your help!
Behold, the updated Smart Bitches Advisory stickers!
My question: what else should there be Smart Bitches advisory stickers for?
Please let me know your ideas in the comments, and if we select your idea, I’ll send you one once they’re made. Sound good? So, tell me: what advisories would you like to see?
Love these. How about “Advisory: Secret Baby”?
Advisory: Magic Wang!
I love these.
Advisory: Plot Moppet
Advisory: Brings the good tears.
Advisory: Includes science and hijinks!
Bad Decision Book Club Pick
“Reading: Do not disturb unless there’s blood letting”
Bahaha, these are amazing. I feel like “Advisory: Alphahole” would be useful in my life. (Assuming that’s how it’s spelled??) Thank you for these creations!
I love these stickers! They would also be awesome as a Kindle Cover or sleeve. I would snatch up a Smart Bitches Trash Books Kindle Cover/sleeve. Oh or how ’bout the Bad Decision Book Club Kindle cover/sleeve!
Advisory: Extreme Sassiness Ahead
Advisory: Bosoms be Heavin’
Advisory: TSTL
Advisory: Chapter 10, DO IT AGAIN
If I had time right now, I’d go look at the exercise workout sheets, those had some excellent tropes in them.
Advisory: Plot Twist!
These suggestions are terrific! And Kelly – let me see what I can do!
Advisory:
“WTF just happened here?”
To quote Elyse from her review of Blitzen’s Fated Mate. I laughed so hard and read that review to my husband and he laughed. So funny and saved me the time and money of reading it.
“WTF Just happened here?” has to be one of my favorite Elyse quotes and would be great sticker.
Advisory: Glittery Hoo-hah!
Advisory: Weepy Horny!
I have used those two works together soooooo many times since your podcast with Molly O’Keefe.
TSTL Alert!
Could you incorporate with traffic signs too?
Like caution, cliffhanger ahead. Or entering virgin territory, something with hymens, or poor slippery road ahead!
I’m thinking of that no parking sign with the red circle and slash through it, but instead a picture of a butt and ‘no back door entry.’
Oh man, this is clearly a giant rabbit hole, wait that one works too!
Advisory: magic wang and magic hooha.
Advisory – “All the SQUEEEEES!!!”
Advisory – “WTFuckery Ahead!” or “WTF Ahoy!”
Advisory – “Magical Man Member Sighting!”
Advisory – “Editor Desperately Needed!”
Advisory – “Contains Hot Men in Kilts!”
Advisory – “Hotter than Hot Men in Kilts!”
I could go on…..but I won’t
Advisory: Misplaced Hymen
Advisory: Angst
And plus 100 to alphahole advisory.
Advisory: Instant reread
Advisory: PUPPY CANNON
Advisory: Made of Win
Asvisory: Good shit!
Aaaargh! I meant Advisory: Good shit!
Advisory: Squee cannon fire (or fired)
SB Sarah, your squee cannon candy heart on a past Valentine’s Day is still one of my favorite things.
Advisory: Crazysauce!
Advisory: Wall-banger
OR
May leave holes in wall!
Advisory: Angry Boner!
Advisory: Potato Rage!
Advisory: Beta hero
Advisory: Alpha bitch
Advisory: Weeping Genitalia
Advisory: Crazysauce tsunami!
Advisory: Grammar abuse
Advisory: Smexytimes LITE!
Advisory: Emo-verload
Advisory: Damned autocorrect!
Advisory: Editor-free zone
Advisory: Slippery when wet!
This is so fun, but I need to stopppp!
Just one more. . . promise!
Advisory: Ugly cry alert!
Advisory: glommable series
Advisory: solid worldbuilding
Advisory: competent heroine
Advisory: crack-a-licious—but don’t examine worldbuilding too closely
Advisory: want refund on money and time spent!
Advisory: don’t sneeze, worldbuilding will collapse
Advisory: inconsistent worldbuilding, author needs series bible
*cough* I seem to have been rereading some crack but squinting hard at the worldbuilding… (This is fun, but I think only my first three suggestions are viable?)
Advisory: Sequel Bait
Advisory: Beloved Character Just Died
Advisory: Just Kidding He Isn’t Really Dead
Advisory: Don’t interrupt me when I’m reading
Oh god, we could just go on and on with these!
Advisory: Gay For You [my squick]
Advisory: Pebbled Nipples/Flat Male Nipple!
Advisory: Friends to Lovers!
Advisory: Enemies to Lovers!
Advisory: Marriage of Convenience!
Advisory: Virgin Hero! (Don’t Worry, He’s Got This)
Advisory: Shifters Ahead!
Advisory: Creepy Sexytimes Narration
Advisory: Romantic Times Tomfoolery
Advisory: Weepy Horny!
Advisory: 70s-80s Consent Issues
I’m so excited for all the SB Swag!!!
Advisory: Mountains of Man-Titty (is that even hyphenated?)
Advisory: Scheming Ex-Girlfriend
Advisory: Babes/Bros That Bite
Advisory: HFN
Advisory: Hose Before Bros*
*No idea what I mean by that. It rhymes…?
Advisory: Fated Mate Ahead, Turn Around Don’t Drown
Advisory: Catnip
Advisory: No Plot
Advisory: Sexytimes
Advisory: Curvy girl
I love curvy heroines; I think I identify more with them. Would love an advisory sticker! I would also appreciate the cliffhanger for sure. I HATE those.