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HaBO: Cherry Popping on a Floor Rug

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This HaBO comes to us from Lindsay, who wants to find a romantic suspense-ish sounding romance:

Hey ladies! Long time reader, first time caller here. I am desperately seeking the first romance novel I ever read (at age, like, 10, yikes) but I can’t remember the title, and so I turn to you. This would have been roughly 20 years ago in the late 80s or early 90s.

My mother received this book as a birthday present from one of the mothers of the children in her daycare. It had a distinctive pink cover with flowers on it, and the title and author written in some kind of scripty font, and being the precious wee I was, I snatched it from her and started paging through it one day when she wasn’t looking.

The plot, I think was that the heroine is kidnapped and ends up falling for her kidnapper while they both try to avoid being killed. The part I remember in detail that’s stuck with me for two decades (and has probably informed a lot of my favorite tropes) is the hero and heroine (who don’t initially like one another, probably because he’s kidnapped her) end up in a cabin on their own. One thing leads to another and they have sex on the rug in front of the fire place and the hero realizes she’s a virgin; I believe because she tells him after the fact. He curses himself for taking her virginity on a rug instead of the bed and at that point, my mom caught me with the contraband and I never saw the book again.

I want to say the author was Danielle Steele, but I don’t know if that’s correct. I’d love to re-read this now that I’m old enough to understand what’s going on, so any leads would be lovely!

I hope that rug was soft and plush and not itchy and threadbare.

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  1. Beth says:

    Maybe Perfect by Judith McNaught? Movie star falsely convicted of murder escapes from prison, kidnaps virgin heroine. They end up in a cabin. Zach and Julie I think are the characters.

  2. Chanel says:

    This sounds a bit like Judith McNaught’s Perfect (which is AMAZING). Here’s the original cover: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1401363.Perfect

  3. Olivia says:

    Contemporary or historical? Cause there are sooo many historicals were I’ve seen this…so I’m probably not going to be any help.

  4. Lindsay says:

    OMG PERFECT IS IT I recognize the cover!! Thank you so much! Now to find it on Amazon!!

  5. Lindsay says:

    Also memory tells me that it was some kind of fur rug, I think bear, so. Threadbare and itchy.

  6. Brycanthe says:

    I was going to say Perfect as well. I hated that book so much, even though it seems to be on a lot of people’s “Best Romance of All Time EVAH” lists. I don’t think a kidnap victim has any agency or can give truly informed consent. In fairness, I threw the book away before I finished it because i was so furious with the plot, so I may have missed something that redeemed everyone close to the end. I just couldn’t take another page of it.

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