April Fools 2016: We Haven’t Fed Everyone Yet!

A white flat box with a quadrant of ladies on the top, and Smart Bitches Tasty Snacks on the frontI think I was hungry when I came up with this idea, but really, if there are going to be subscription boxes, and snack subscription boxes, shouldn’t there be a snack subscription box series tailored to match different reading genres?

I mean, let us be honest: there are some evenings when The Day Hath Been Crap where all you want is a book, some salty and/or sweet snacking deliciousness, and possibly wine. Alcohol delivery being as inconsistent as it is, we went with snacks. Yum! And of course we have to make sure the pets get snacks, too.

The pet snacks were inspired by our pets – Doof, Dottie, Lucy, Dewey, Zeb, and Buzz, and our two newest cats, Orville and Wilbur, who we adopted a few weeks ago and who snooze the day away under The Futon of Concealment. I’ll get pictures as soon as they emerge during daylight hours.

This is our eleventh year of April Foolery, and while I know some people haaaate April Fools, I love it. The more silly it is, the better. We don’t want to be mean – we want to feed you!

Smart Bitches wearable - a black wide bracelet with a screen on the face that tracks pages read, podcast time left, and money saved on deals. At the bottom is a STOP TIME button
Last Year: Smart Bitches Smart Watch!

It’s an annual tradition around here, changing the landing page for April 1. We’ve inflicted many horrible and bizarre splash pages upon you. Here’s a look back at the previous April Fools.

Someday, our snack subscriptions, our private social media platform, our instant book delivery, and our time-stopping wearable device that doubles as a reader, pedometer, page counter, audio device, sale alarm, and timekeeper will arrive.

Until then, keep reading, and Happy April, everyone!

Happy April, folks. See you next year!

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  1. Cammy6 says:

    Ha! That was fabulous! You even customized the little icon that appears next to the SBTB bookmark. A lot of websites, including several of my favorites do april fools, and I’m looking forward to seeing them, but I came to SBTB first. It’s always my favorite and makes my day. I don’t think we say it often, but thank you all (and Sarah in particular) for making such a wonderfully funny, creative, and thought-provoking blog. I enjoy having a great place to get my romance ya-yas out. Thanks again.

  2. Lostshadows says:

    Funny, but it seems harder to get to the actual site from the joke this year. I still haven’t figured out how to get to the main page.

  3. MarieC says:

    I would totally buy into this!

  4. Olivia says:

    @Lostshadows, I got in at the bottom of the page, last icon on the right labeled “IN”

  5. LauraL says:

    Sign me up for Premium as I wouldn’t want to cause you all any trouble with those drones.

    Happy April Fool’s Day! Now, off to work on a fake patent or to celebrate poison ivy ….

  6. mel burns says:

    OMG!! I so fell for it! AND I was very annoyed that you were selling me treats and making it hard to find the site. I am an idiot. Good one.

    I’m Mel just another April Fool.

  7. CS says:

    I’m a bit peeved that this isn’t for real. I mean, I knew it was a joke because you always do great April Fools jokes, but I want this to be a real thing. Sigh.

  8. shoregirl says:

    How much would we have to pay to actually get the vip service? This would be way better than the wine of the month club….

  9. Carole says:

    Snort – Yes I would love to have the VIP Subscription please…but you better get your passports up to date, because I expect the Home Delivery to Toronto! And Elyse; sorry I don’t knit but would be happy to chat books while you knit and I do Counted Cross Stitch. I would also dress era/genre appropriately for Red Headed Girl’s Historical Food Delivery and Carrie’s historical extravaganza! Will provide overnight accommodation for Amanda so she would not have to drink and drive after cocktail testing. I am sadly allergic to cats and dogs, so would have to dream up another interesting podcast theme…Thanks ladies of SBTB, Happy April Fools Day

  10. jcp says:

    I just wanted to pass on this link to the one day “Stuff your ereader for free-one day only!–no joke:)

    http://omgreads.com/fool-for-love/

  11. Holly Bush says:

    I wanted it to be true.

  12. @SB Sarah says:

    @Lostshadows: I’m sorry about that. Every image and graphic should be linked to the real main page. I’m sorry you had trouble!

  13. Susan says:

    “The Day Hath Been Crap.” Yep, totally stealing that.

  14. library addict says:

    Had to do adulting things this morning and then take the dog to the vet this afternoon (which he hates!), so I missed out on today’s fun. Glad to see I didn’t totally miss out on this year’s fun.

  15. Sarahwasme says:

    You know, I was spent all Friday listening to Shelly Laurenston’s 1st book in her Crow series so I would be prepared for the “New Book To Be Read All Friday Night” and I completely missed it was April Fools Day! I nearly had a heart attack at 5:30 Friday afternoon when I got home from work and my facebook feed told me Berkeley Breathed had bought the rights to Calvin and Hobbes and was releasing new merchandise. I love Bloom County, but Calvin and Hobbes is one of my sacred cows from childhood. If I’d spent more time surfin the web at work, I’d have visited you guys and been pre-warned.

  16. EC Spurlock says:

    If this was a thing I would have been so in. Thanks for another great April Fool joke!

  17. denise says:

    sorry I missed this 😉

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