One of my favorite things to do for the site is poke around for a fitting stock image to use on a post. Not only do I get to pick cool pictures to adorn the Pink Palace, but I also get to find some pretty strange stuff. Case in point, this guy:
When I showed Sarah, her first response was along the lines of “WE MUST CAPTION HIM!”
Why is he so happy? What’s he doing in the woods? Did he finally find a good wifi signal?
You decide! So here are the rules:
Caption that cover in the comments between now and Friday 1 April, 12pm.
If you’d like to voice your vote for the best caption in the comments, please do! There’s a little heart next to each comment – tap that to like your favorites. Much like Dance Fever, we love originality, execution, and showmanship – think Robin Hood archery contest level business. Comments will close 12 noon Eastern (US) time, 1 April 2016. A winner will be selected by random integer and announced that day.
What do you win?
The winner will receive a $50 gift card to the bookstore of his or her choice. Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents were permissable by applicable law. All judging decisions will be final. Must be over 18 and willing to be one with nature. Keep all your cords and wires wrapped up and off the ground, lest a bear get a hold of them. Philosophizing about trees falling in the woods is allowed.
So, let’s caption this dude. What’s he thinking? What is he doing?! And why?
Update: Our contest winner is Katey! Her caption:
Finally! Proof that bears do $#!t in the woods! My dissertation is complete!
Thanks to all who participated and for giving the Bitchery a good laugh!
There are cats! On the Internet!
I bow down to those superior to me, I can not capation that
Here at Ah-Ha innovations we’re convinced that every toilet ought to come with perfect Wi-Fi, a cool breeze, and the sounds of nature.
Looks like someone finally found the “Miracles” video by the Insane Clown Posse
“Hooray my rogaine for beards is on its way!”
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Are you as hip as they say you are?
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,
Are you on Facebook, did you get liked?
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Ian was overjoyed that someone finally agreed it wasn’t lame to use a laptop to check Facebook while in the woods. “Let’s see the Hiking Hipsters and their fancy-schmancy phones shun me now!” he chortled.
I didn’t get pooped on by a bird this time!
” Hallelujah, I finally found a pour over coffee shop serving single origin beans!”
This rock standing desk is the best! I have the most ergonomically correct office in this ENTIRE FOREST.
I think he also entered this giveaway and he won LOL
Caption:
Yeah, I won the $50 giftcard!!!
The hills are alive with the sound of Pitchfork!
So THAT’S what lumbersexual means. Thank god!
My DABWAHA bracket won!
“Yay! My ‘Go Outside’ startup got funding!”
(Sexy woman voice over, with a little purr in her voice)
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“I refinanced my student loans!”
“I finally outran my student loans!”
Just won a lifetime supply of PBR!
Excellent! The reproduction vintage playing card Kickstarter got funded.
I just refinanced my student loans so I only have to pay $30 a month!
“Huzzah! It’s the commencement of the Restoration Hardware annual sale.”
“Finally. Finished. Writing. My. Book!”
That moment when you realize your off the grid, sustainable, compost toilet tiny home is “totes” amazing!
The glorious moment for all writers everywhere: “THE END!!!!”
Or alternatively, upon emerging from the writing cave: “What is this magnificent warmth shining on me?! WHAT IS SUNLIGHT?”
Six months in the woods — but the book is finished!
And you get beard wax, and you get beard wax, and you get beard wax…. WE ALL GET BEARD WAX!!!!!
I’m a DUDE!!! In the WOODS!!!
Finally! Proof that bears do $#!t in the woods! My dissertation is complete!
I done potty! Wheeeee!
Meeeeeeeee!
OMG! WIFI! I’m saved from Nature!
What’s this? Hot single women in my area are dying to meet me?!
Thank god there is wifi out here!
I liked the first one about discovering cats on the internet.
“Damn, I love working from home!”
I am hearing birds and kids in the background while on conference calls today ….
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I can’t feel my face.
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