So, you know those clickbait headlines? They’re all over social media, especially in the emotional-porn videos that are shared – twice – by everyone on my Facebook page.
She sat down to play the piano, but you won’t believe what happened next!Ā
He thought it was a normal trip to the drive-thru pharmacy until this happened!Ā
You won’t believe the ending to this story!
Your faith in humanity will be restored after you watch this!
It looked like a typical cat video, but this partĀ brought me to tears!
These 10 tips will save you fourteen whole dollars!
I’m not a fan, but I know they’re effective. Upworthy uses them by the truckload, as do many other media outlets, because you have to click to find out. It’s like bad weight loss ads come to life every day –Ā Eat these three foods and the fat will melt away! Ā
Yeah. Thank heavens for theĀ Saved You a ClickĀ Twitter feed.
But then, after one too many links in a row where the headline was nothing but clickbait, I realized: we’re sitting on a golden opportunity for the romance genre.
We needĀ Clickbait Romance Titles.
We’ve got cute titles, silly titles, titles that reference 80s music, titles that reference children’s books… but, come on, this is IT. THE NEXT AND ONLY BEST THING.
Seriously, think about it. How many copies would sell if the books we loved were titled this way?
ZILLIONS. Actual mathematical ZILLIONS. LITERAL ZILLIONS.
Imagine the possibilities!
You Won’t Believe What the Duke Did Next!Ā
When the Virgin Mistress Looked Closer – Your Jaw Will Drop!Ā
10 Things Only Heroines in 1811 Will Understand
The Billionaire Removed His Tie and this Happened!
This could work for any genre. Really – the potentialĀ is endless.
And since many of you are probably sitting at a half-day at work before the holiday break, we figured, why not make this more fun for everyone? Contest time!
Drop your Clickbait Romance Title in the comments, and you’re entered to win a $50 gift card to the bookstore of your choice.
I’ll be selecting the winner but please feel free to use the “Like” feature on each comment to highlight your favorites. (The like feature is the heart in the top right corner of each comment. Click it to find out what happens next!) Comments will close at or near 10am ET on Friday, 25 December, and winner will be announced same day.
Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway. You won’t believe that it’s void where prohibited. 10 Things About Being Open to International Residents Were Permitted by Applicable Law. Must be over 18 and read to DO THE THINGS to enter. Your mileage may vary but especially if you do these three things!
No, no, publishing industry, don’t thank us.
We are HERE for YOU, all the clicking time.
ETA:Ā Oh, my gosh, are you all funny.
But there can only be one winner, which is SO UNFORTUNATE because like I said, you’re all hilarious. I’m going to highlight a few favorites because OH THE SNORTS:
High fives and honorable mentions to:
Anony Miss for many entries, including, Iām earning $500 a day being a spy for the French Revolution, while working from home! You can too! Click here to learn more!Ā and the incredibly kind,Ā 365 Days in 2015 That SBTB Readers Were The Most Awesome Community Online.
Yes, yes,Ā you are!
Ellie Heller for several, among them, From Ingenue to Roue ā What your beauty mark placement says about you.
And toĀ N. Vivian for She Landed A Duke With This One TrickāMatchmaking Mamas HATE Her!
“Matchmaking mamas HATE her.” HA!
And the winner of this lovely and most enjoyable exercise as selected by random integer is Priscilla!Ā
Congratulations, Priscilla, and thank you to everyone for making this so much fun!
She ripped her bodice and you won’t believe what happened next!
Did she or didn’t she? This billionaire hunter shows you how to find the right man in two easy steps.
Can winter camp be hotter than summer camp? Click to find out!!
(That’s for you, SB Sarah!! Loved that book!)
Ten Regency sex techniques and the Hollywood stars who swear by them. Click here for amazing details!
11 Secrets to success in love and life. Millionaires share the truth behind their success. You will be shocked to find what they all have in common!
-Woman moves to a small town to escape the hectic city life. Were the sheriff and townsfolk welcoming? Don’t stop until you read the shocking revelations in the last chapter!
Navy Seals! Secret Babies! Terrorist Plot? Can this happen in your town?
The (10) Wonderful Things Your Mama Never Told You About
Do These And Find Out What Happens Next
12 Were-Hamsters That Will Awaken You Sexually
15 Spinsters That #KeepIt100
16 Times A Creepy Uncle Snatched Wigs and Inheritances
She Entered The Gaming Hell With a Half-Mask Completely Concealing Her Identityā¦And What Happened Next Was Absolutely Shocking
25 Uses for Whips and Whipped Peanut Butter That Will Change How You Think About Your Breasts (oh, hell, this one probably actually exists somewhereā¦)
Sorry, I could resist tendency these sites have to use really random numbers
Couldn’t resist, that is.
Your Favorite Color Shows if your True Love is a Dain, a Jamie, or a Turnip.
Thanks everyone, this was a lot of fun!
On the Shelf and Loving It- The Shocking Truths Behind Spinsterhood
He said “I love You” but her reaction wasn’t what anyone expected
A Duke, A Governess, and An Abandoned Game Keepers Lodge- Look What Happens When These 3 Ingredients Are Mixed Together
You won’t believe the 10 things she was hiding in her corset
He kept it up for 4 minutes and then you won’t believe what happened next!
She restored her reputation with this one next trick!
She went home to her ever-so charming small town and met him after 20 years. You’ll never guess what happen next.
He pretended he was stupid and vain. Guess what he really did during the French Revolution?
She kilted her skirts and you won’t believe what the sight of her ankles did to this her childhood pal/reprobate rake/timid scholar/adventurous alpha
She abandoned wearing fichus. You’ll never guess what happenens!
The Only Way to Win a Duke Without Loosing Your Virginity
The Scoundrelās Shocking Baby Mama Scandal
The Easy Life: The Kardashians Totally Read and Loved This Book
17 Marquesses Who’ll Trigger Your Thirst…And Not For Ratafia
Stop Being So Missish! This Breeches-Unbuttoning Trick Will Make Him SCREAM Like Prinny On A Caramel Bender!
He Unzipped His Pants. What Happens Next Will Surprise You.
10 ways to tell if your boyfriend does more than howl at the full moon!
You won’t believe what happened to him after she ran away from the altar!
She wound up pregnant with WHAT kind of baby?
They Were Snowed In at Christmas and You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next!
I’ve read about 5 of these stories in the past month. They are the best. š
Can you tell if he’s a beast or a prince in disguise? Six easy tips here!!!
Three women women thought they’d never find true love – and then they were kidnapped!!! Their exciting stories here!
Is he flirting or does he have something in his eye? Click here to find out!
Wallbanger, DNF, or DIK? You decide NOW!!!
Ten ways to preserve your virginity!!! (Yes, you too, can nab that controlling, sexy, *much* older man!!!)
She didnāt even know how to touch herself. Then she met the Marquess…
8 ways to assure your virgin bride will orgasm first!
Worried all the other peers at Jackson’s Saloon know more about cunnilingus than you do? Read this!
BDSM erotica title: She revealed her safe word, but was surprised by what he did next!
5 Essential Steps to Find the Right Lord for Your Lovely Lass
Matchmaking Mamas Must Read This!
Heartbreaking — Listen as One Debutante Reveals the SHOCKING SECRET Behind Her Broken Engagement in Her Own Words (Audible edition)
LONDON SCANDALS! Are You Sure You Really Want to Bring Your Family to Town For the Season?
(I went the Regency route, as you see.)
You Won’t Believe What Happened At Almack’s When They Ran Out of Lemonade. . .We Didn’t Either.
The Truth About Rotten Row – What Every Maiden Should Know
12 Dangers of the Serpentine and Why You Should Be Worried
Beau Brummel Fans Cried
She Used Peaches And Cream For Her Complexion And You Wouldn’t Believe What Happened Next!
Bachelor Earls Hate Her! Society Matchmaker Reveals Some Of Her Tricks!
Knot Untied: How To Get Out Of That Childhood Betrothal Contract Your Grandfather Made For Youā¦
Off With His Pantsā¦Seduction Tips For Every Household
Ladies in Waiting Gone Wild!
The Duke and the Duchess Hated Each Other … Until THIS Happened!
Omg I am cry-laughing. Y’all are amazing. Better than my box cutter and I love my box cutter!
He used this one surprising trick to save her life!
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Jocelynne says:
He used this one surprising trick to save her life!
To elaborate on that one…
You won’t BELIEVE what he had to put where to save her life!
Wait, I can only vote for one entry? š
You won’t believe what THIS billionaire did to get into this lady’s pants!
You won’t believe the Duke’s special present for her. You will cry — she sure did!
Use these ten tips to reform a rake. You won’t believe Number 7!
Watch these unbelievable reactions of people who read the new literary sensation: Two Earls, One Cup.
Heiresses hate her! Get this 50 year old matron’s trick for looking 30
He had no clue this would happen when he bit his vampire lover!
10 lovers all 19th century courtesans will remember
EDEN WINS!
If You Thought There were only Fifty Shades of Grey, This Quiz Will Show You A Rainbow’s Dozen More!
Afraid of falling in love, click here to find out why his love is different
She was walking out the door…and this happened!
See who rescues the self-proclaimed klutz!
The Hero of your dreams a gourmand? Tips on serving him drinks from your loving cup he’ll never forget!
He loves fruit? How to give him your cherry and still get the honeymoon!
[…] * ThereĀ areĀ some great click-bait titles here. […]