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HaBO: Yes, Thatch Is Indeed a Word!

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This HaBO is from Nik, who has some fun but sparse (har har) memories of a specific romance novel she’d like to find:

Longtime lurker here. I’m looking for a book I read when I was about 10, and discovered the treasure trove of romance novels my grandmother kept hidden in her bedroom closet right next to her rifle. (I’m totally serious.)

The thing is, I remember pretty much nothing about it. The hero is named Gideon and the heroine is Sarah. I believe they work together, but I could be wrong. He is one of those heroes whose damaged past makes it impossible to articulate his Man Feelings.

At some point they have sex. And this part I vividly remember- he touches the “nub” in her “soft thatch of hair.” I remember this exactly because I was convinced “thatch” wasn’t a real word so I looked it up in the dictionary.

Anyway, eventually she cures him with her love and he conquers his demons, but at the end of the book he’s still trying to say he “cares deeply” for her, but she is having none of that shit- she orders him to “say the words” and he does.

I know that isn’t much to go on but I need it! Please help. You guys are awesome.

This sounds like the best game of Clue EVER: In the romance novel with the thatch hidden under the bed next to Grandma’s rifle! I know we don’t have a lot of detail, but I’m betting someone will recognize this one. Can you Help a Bitch Out?

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  1. LML says:

    I met the word flaccid for the first time in a romance novel. Who says fiction isn’t educational?

  2. Gloriamarie Amalfitano says:

    I must confess, I don’t like the use of “thatch” in this context because the word conjures images of a cottage with a thatch roof which is really not the stuff I would like my nub to live among on a daily basis. Ouch!

  3. Diane/Anonym2857 says:

    The Adventurer by Jayne Ann Krentz? Harlequin Temptation 293, from April 1990.

    Gideon Trace and Sarah Fleetwood — he’s a treasure hunter she hires to find some legendary jewels.

  4. Gloriamarie Amalfitano says:

    The Adventurer by Jayne Ann Krentz seems an intriguing story. I wonder why it is not available for e-readers?

  5. Nik says:

    It is the adventurer! Oh man, I’m so excited now.

  6. PamG says:

    And whoever heard of a “thatched” cottage that boasted a vestibule?

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