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HaBO: Hero Falls Overboard, And His Fiancee Transforms While He’s Gone

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This HaBO is from Jenn, who is looking for a historical where the hero goes overboard:

Long-time lurker, first time HaBO-er. I’ve been reading romance novels since elementary school (when my grandmother put Nora Roberts’ Honest Illusions ( A | K | G | AB – still, after all these years, my favorite – in my hands while telling my mother that “There’s really no sex,” hahahahaha, oh, Grandma).

So I’ve read a ton of them, and I have a really hard time keeping them straight sometimes. You know when you start reading one, and then you realize you’ve totally read it before? That happens to me all the time, and it happened a couple of times with the book I’m looking for (which, you’d think it must not be that memorable, but, again, twenty years of romance novels in my brain). It’s driving me crazy that I can’t remember it, because I really loved it when I first read it.

I must have read this book in the 90s – definitely no earlier and I’m pretty sure no later – but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was published then, and it was probably by a bigger name author (I was reading my way through Catherine Coulter and Jude Devereaux and Nora Roberts’ older stuff at that point).

The hero is a lord whose name is maybe Julian? Or his name starts with a J. I think.

He meets this girl who I don’t think was the same class, and he marries her because, I don’t know, she’s refreshing in her innocence and simplicity?

Anyway, on their wedding night, they might be on a ship, and before he can seal the deal – or right after? – the hero goes up on deck and falls overboard or maybe is kidnapped, but either way he disappears for a couple of years, and everybody thinks he’s dead.

Then he shows up again, and he finds out that his wife has been taken in by his family (maybe?), and she’s grown up to be sophisticated and elegant, and he’s angry she’s not the naive little farm girl anymore or whatever. There might also be cousin who’s in love with the heroine, who was maybe part of helping her become fancy.

Hope someone out there knows what I’m talking about! I’d really like to read this one again, and then eventually forget it again, and then rediscover it again! Thanks!

Wow -hero overboard AND a makeover? Booyah! Does anyone recognize this book? Help a Bitch Out!

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  1. Beth says:

    Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught?

  2. Beth says:

    Pretty sure that’s it. Hero is Jordan, heroine is Alex(andra). Alex is a country girl he marries because of accidentally compromising her or something; he gets lost at sea and is presumed dead for a few years; she gets taken in by his family and is almost married to his cousin Tony(?) when he suddenly reappears, SURPRISE! not dead after all.

  3. CG says:

    Oh Oh, I know this one! Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught.

  4. Yup, Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught. I guess we were all reading the same books at the same time? 🙂 *nostalgic sigh*

  5. Jenn says:

    Yes! That is the one! I thought this would be easy-peasy for the SB readership, and I was not disappointed. Thanks, guys – I’m off to Amazon to buy this baby.

  6. Maryfranc says:

    Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught. Time for a re-read!

  7. Maryfranc says:

    Just noticed only one book by Judith McNaught is on audible.com. Disgraceful! All her books should be in audio.

  8. LauraL says:

    Hey, I knew this one! I remember loving Something Wonderful when it first came out. Like Maryfranc says, time for a re-read.

  9. Susan says:

    I wonder why her books aren’t available in digital? There are a number of authors (including JM) who I check on periodically–quite astonishing how many actually.

  10. Jennifer O. says:

    Oh, Judith McNaught! I think Once and Always excerpted in Good Housekeeping might have been my first romance novel.

  11. Bonnie B says:

    I love this part “… while telling my mother that ‘There’s really no sex,’ (hahahahaha, oh, Grandma).” Too funny.

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