Howdy! Are you sad that Bitchster isn't a real thing? I sort of am, yes. I wish I had the programming skillz to make it happen!
This is our tenth year of April Foolery, and it gets more fun every year. Here's a look back at the horrible splash pages we've inflicted upon you, going back in time, and also increasing in offensiveness the farther back you go. Ah, time and maturity. I have more of the first and a bit of the second!
- April Fools 2014: Introducing Bitchster, the Best Social Network for Romance Readers
- April Fools 2013: Smart Bitches, An Amazon Prime Company
- April Fools 2012: Smart Bitches Who Love Great Web Deisgnz!
- April Fools 2011: Announcing The TBR Press: Just Another Digital Publishing Endeavor
- April Fools 2010: Only the finest hand-crafted reviews for sale!
- April Fools 2009: The ICH and Jane Litte threaten to sue us over the Bosoms book. We’re being bloody sued?!
- April Fools 2008: We’re assimilated into the Dear Author network as Jandy and Jarah.
- April Fools 2007: Chink & Jewy’s Romance Novels the unused, highly offensive original title either Candy or I suggested for the site.
- April Fools 2006: MY NAME IS MAN-TITTE THE TOP HEAVY. KNOW MY NAME AND DESPAIR.
- April Fools 2005: Smart Bitches Who Love Fluffy Bunnies!
Happy April Fools, folks. See you next year!
I love youir April Foold’s jokes (still think the reviews one with DA was he best, but they’ve all been fun).
LOVE! And you have Fabio! Why isn’t there a sign up link? 🙁
The Fabio made me laugh so hard
Love! I was so looking forward to seeing what you cooked up and you didn’t disappoint…well except for the fact that I’m disappointed Bitchster isn’t a thing. But otherwise, amazing as always!
I would totally sign up for Bitchster. It seems much more aimed at my core interests than Facebook. 🙂
I would so love to sign up for Bitchster – and the Fabio and Hannibal bits were fabulous.
The minute I read it I thought, “damn, I wish this was a reality”. Get those programming skillz going!
Oh, I so wanted this to be true, even while I knew it must be an April Fool’s prank. I hate Facebook, but would totally sign up for Bitchster!
I would have signed up on the spot. Because where there is romance, there is Fabio.
I so wish I had the programming skills to make it so. It would be SO AWESOME.
That list is giving me flashbacks of all the coffee spit onto my keyboard every year at this time.
And whaddya mean, we can’t sign up? Somebody with the know-how needs to get on that. I’m tired of my RL friends giving me bewildered looks when I start rattling on about THE MOST IMPORTANT SUBJECT ON THE INTERWEBS.
Like Lori said, I would have signed up immediately. Fabio would have just been butter on the toast.
This is brilliant and so much fun! I so wish for it to be true! I loathe Facebook but I would sign up for Bichtster in a nanosecond. And I’m sure Fabio would be one of the first users to join B. I’m relatively new to SBTB and I couldn’t stop laughing aloud while reading the previous years’ entries. I completely lost it with Jandy’s and Jarah’ reviews and related posts!
How did you know my groups?How? How?? Are you bugging my house?
I want this so bad.
That is all.
I see nothing whatsoever complicated about a relationship with Hugh Jackman and Tom Hiddleston. 😀
I so wish this was real 🙁 Brilliant concept!!
And Richard Armitage FTW. ALWAYS. It’s the default setting. Sorry, Jeremy.
@Elyse regarding her comment on bitchster about trying naked yoga…
Not sure if you heard but Lululemon and Jimmy Kimmel have already got you uncovered 😉
http://youtu.be/hZkSFhfL-hM
http://shop.lululemon.com/products/category/spray-on?icid=ECB;sprayon;wk08;032814
The Bitchster (TM, C, YMMV) app for Android tends to shrug mentally, play sultry music, and have an internal hymen.
Do I need to upgrade to an iPhone?
I want Bitchster! Especially for this: “If you like a page or friend a person, you’ll see what they say. IT IS LIKE MAGIC I TELL YOU.”
How hard could it be to do that?
@Phyllis:
The sultry music is a feature, not a bug.