Avon contacted me and asked if I'd like to host a giveaway to celebrate the release of Elizabeth Boyle's new book, If Wishes Were Earls, and to celebrate Ms. Boyle's birthday, which is today! Happy birthday, ma'am!.
I like birthdays (CAKE) and I like celebrations (CAKE) and I like giveaways (NO CAKE — SORRY. SHIPPING CAKE WOULD BE GROSS) so I agreed. Ready for some fun?
Have a look-see at the cover below:
Help complete the above title with as much silly or savvy as you like by leaving a comment below answering, “If Wishes Were Earls….what would happen?” If you do, you're entered to win.
(One second – excuse me.)
(Pssst, listen Avon, I don't mean to be obvious but If Wishes Were Earls does not rhyme with “love.” I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.)
Anyway. Standard disclaimers apply. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law (I'm covering the international shipping for the prizes and I FEAR NO STAMPS.) Must be over 18 and getting your hem wet in some random body of water to win. Corsets optional. Shirt and shoes optional. Nose mandatory. Comments will close 12 pm ET, Friday 10 January 2014. I will select the winner from the entries in the comments on Friday 10 January. You're welcome to tell me in the comments which entries you like best.
So, what are the prizes?
Yay! Thanks, Avon! I wonder if wishing earls might buy iPads?
Second runner up will win a $50 gc to the e-retailer of their choice (open internationally as well). Wishing earls would totally buy bookstore giftcards, too, I'm thinking.
So, if you'd like to enter to win, leave a comment below and complete the sentence If Wishes Were Earls….
Good luck! May the earls be with you!
If wishes were Earls, kilted men with brogues would be a real life daily occurrence for me rather than a fictional one… 😉
If wishes were earls, I would be sitting in a nice cozy library, reading away.
If Wishes Were Earls….there would be a lot of earls.
If wishes were Earls, I’d have all the time in the world to read allthe books I’d love to read.
If wishes were Earls…I’d had one for me and I’d be happily married to him 🙂
If wishes were earls, I’d be living on a warm beach and have several of them bringing my drinks.
For the tech crowd:
If wishes were URLs, I’d be programming in PERL.
If Wishes Were Earls..I’d go to all the balls with mine!!..And never grocery shop or do the blasted laundry again!
If wishes were Earls, I would be his countess
“If wishes were Earls, then that would make me, the happiest lady that ever could be, because of my grace in My new Earls embrace, my love is for he who truly loves me.”
If wishes were Earls, there would be very happy girls!
If wishes were earls, I’d be the only girl in the world dripping in pearls.
If wishes were Earls… Then everyone would be wishing for the same thing and there would be too few earls- my life would probably be the same.
If wishes were earls than I would be a very happy girl
If Wishes were Earls I would be married
If wishes were earl’s I’d finally be a Lady!
If wishes were earls…I’d be a countess. 🙂
If wishes were Earls
They’d rhyme with Love
A love that whirls and twirls
Warmth like a knitted glove
When that special boy
Meets that special girl
As their lives being to unfurl
There is nothing more to enjoy
Than wishing upon an Earl
Lol
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If wishes were Earls, there’d be no single girls.
If wishes were Earls… the Aladdin story could have turned out very differently!
If Wishes Were Earls…we would have an excess of earls.
If wishes were earls, we’d all have more pearls.
If wishes were Earls . . . We’d all be Countesses.
If wishes were Earls, handsome and true? You couldn’t keep me from that alter exclaiming “I DO!” lol
If Wishes Were Earls, then all the girls would have one!
If Wishes Were Earls, that explains why my thighs are still the same size 🙁
Let’s see, If Wishes were Earls……..My daughter would be married to one, and I would have a lovely MIL Suite, out behind their lovely mansion in the country. Hmmm, sounds perfect to me!
If wishes were Earls…I’d ask for a new ipad 🙂
If wishes were Earls, then I wouldn’t need to look for a frog to kiss!
If wishes were earls, I’d be wishing on a star right now!
If Wishes Were Earls, I Would Want Several
If Wishes Were Earls, I’d be svelte, rich and have glorious curls!
If wishes were earls we could watch the love unfurl lol
If wishes were Earls I’d be a countess
If Wishes Were Earls…the world would empower more girls!
if wishes were Earls, I’d be a Duchess.
If wishes were Earls, I would rub as many lamps as I could find to get those wishes!
If Wishes Were Earls… I would be wearing Pearls!
If wishes were Earls, my girlhood dreams would’ve come true.
If wishes were earls, “stars are good, too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair.” ~Mark Twain