Joanne sent me this cover, and wanted to know exactly what was going on there. I had NO IDEA.
It's rare that a cover BEGS for captioning, but that poor cow, it is imploring, isn't it? Time to Caption This Cover!
Submit your caption suggestions in the comments, and like your favorites. The captioner with the most-est will win a $25 gift card to the bookstore of her choice, and the knowledge that imploring cows were given a voice. Or maybe his flat copper penny male nipples are talking? Who knows – it's your caption!
Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Must be over 18 and wearing a shirt to win. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. At least it's not a duck. Replace lid before shaking.
You've got 24 hours – so caption that cow cover!
Where to suck, top or bottom? What’s a poor cow to do?
“I thought I was going to be on the California Cows commercial.”
Udderly sinful
As Tex worked the birthing pen on PantsOff Ranch, a tragedy occurred. The mama cow died. The newborn calf mistook Tex’s chaps for live cowhide, and Tex found himself offering the only udder he had to little Buttercup. She milked him, and milked him, and milked him again.
Buttercup never did grow to championship size, but neither did she ever wean. Now the ranch owner wants to move Buttercup to greener pastures, and Tex has a terrible choice to make: lose Buttercup, or share her special skills with the other cowpokes at the ranch?
OMG I actually had to check this out on Amazon. I thought surely someone had photoshopped that cow in the picture…why?! what purpose does it serve?!
Little Bo Peep had a sheep that followed her all around but not so little Bo was so impressive that a whole herd followed him!
You get your puns from a bivalve? Awesome.
Amelia had found the man of her dreams, but she feared he only liked her for her teats.