Jan Oda sent me this cover, and all the possible jokes ran to the front of my brain and pushed each other like the doors just opened at Target and everything was 65% off.I'm not sure if there's been a better candidate for “Caption That Cover” – well, of course there have, but not this week!
I mean, from jokes about munching carpet to whether the rug matches the drapes to what REALLY goes on in NJ, there's no shortage (heh) of opportunities here. So here we go! It's Caption That Cover time!
Leave your caption in the comments, and I'll pick the best one. The champion captioner will win a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of his or her choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply. I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to those 18 years of age and older. Slippery When Wet. You Give Love a Bad Name. Janie, Don't Take Your Love to Town. We Gotta Get out of This Place.
You've got 24 hours – and feel free to use that “like” button to signal which comments you think ought to win.
Ready, set, caption that giant rug!
Soon after Nick made it as a Greek billionaire he knew jerking off into cheap paper towels would no longer suffice.
Funny. I was under the impression that his you-know-what was the piece of unwrapped pork tenderloin.
Whoa, mama told me I might get some hair on my palm, but this is ridiculous.
She said no speedos, she didn’t say anything about camouflage banana hammocks.
Marvin couldn’t quite figure out why the Naturalist Garden Club was having such a hard time giving away its extra zucchinis.
When a regular-sized bath towel just isn’t big enough…