Alert reader Heather forwarded me the following cover, and said that the minute she saw it, she thought of us.
Isn’t that kind of her? Thank you, Heather! Now, everyone can say thanks to Heather because holy mother of all that is ponderous, does that image ever cry out for another round of Caption That Cover. As Heather said, “What is it with covers of guys backs with them looking down? Looks like he’s looking at his crotch. Is he getting ready to unzip and take a wiz? Honestly, that’s what it looks like. This is one time when cropping the head and just having a view of a nice back would have worked much better.”
She has a point. I showed it to Hubby and said, “What’s he doing?” The answer: “Peeing.”
So, folks, it’s time to Caption That Cover and answer that burning question: What’s going on there? What’s he thinking? What’s he… doing? Best caption as picked by me will win a $25 gift card to the bookstore of the winner’s choice – but you are, as always, welcome to pimp your favorites and tell me which one you think I should pick.
Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. If you’re experiencing painful or frequent urination, please see your doctor.
Have at it – comments close in 24 hours! Caption that Man!
He was so absorbed in wondering whether he needed to see a urologist, he failed to notice the surprising symptom that would indicate that he might be better advised by a proctologist.
“Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.”
Yes, I thought of the Hulk. This guy actually has a really nice back:)
Beefcake wonders, “Where’s the beef?”
“Damned by the ghosts of incontinence, only a fiery Irish beauty will banish his pesky spirits and show him the way to love. Heads up, it’s a great adventure!”
Unaware that they had migrated to his ass and the new danger there he sighed in relief as he said The magic swirlies have finally departed cocknballs! We can take a rest from all that wenching! We are safe now!”
*heh. Captcha word “down48”*
Aw, you can’t blame him for peeing with no hands. After all, after his hernia surgery, the doc did say “no heavy lifting!”
That “Male Performance Enhancer” drug package said that if I become dizzy or nauseated during sexual activity, or if I have pain, numbness, or tingling in my chest, arms, neck, or jaw, or an erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer, that I should stop and call my doctor right away. Maybe I shouldn’t have tripled the dose?!?
“Will I be able to untie this rope before it’s too late?”
“Dammit, I forgot to capitalize my name again.”
Hmmm… Is it supposed to be doing that.
This one has my vote. Very clever.
He’s obviously giving his penis a pep talk.
Concentrate all you want, but just because she told you it kinda looks like a lighthouse, doesn’t mean it can be used at one.
VixAmesLiz said:
Great (or at least twisted) minds obviously think alike. Well done! My crop-circle fart caption and I respectfully withdraw from the field of play. 😉
“Yours may be bigger, but mine is prettier!”
Dejectedly, He walked away with her words echoing through his brain. “It does matter, it is a big deal and it doesn’t happen to every guy!”
“Ah, crap. That can’t be normal. Does anybody have a Band-Aid? Anybody?”
’ “Ah!” He said smugly.
“But can Michael Flatley do this!” ‘
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“An island full of saints and scholars… and not a one of them a doctor, bloody typical!”
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“I see the sea and the sees… more of me than intended.
Seriously, could noone tell me my fly was open?
Not funny lads, not funny.”
-probably97 (lets hope that’s not how many times I comment on this! )
“Damn, when I got that fairy to give me a magic penis, rainbow colors and sparkles was not what I was after!”
‘whiney voice’ I have a what?
Kim S. – the Old Spice one cracked me up! You get my vote!
Mary
1. Proving that there are still snakes in Ireland, after all.
2. Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Something about that rope belt keeps making me think about The Scotsman (Lad, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I see you won first prize!), only apparently the Irish version involves a noose. (Insert witty pun here)
I haven’t read through all the comments so it may already have been said.
Look mum – no hands!
“Ooo, Declan, you have ‘swan’ tattooed on your cock.”
“Look again, lassie. It really says ‘Sascatchewan’.
“Now – circle to the right.”
Mr. Amazing practices a new trick for that night’s show.
The Snake Wrangler prepares for his greatest challenge.
“I didn’t know shrinkage could do THAT!”
( Hey, it’s bloody godawful cold in Ireland.)
Either that or: “Who stole my weiner?”
“That doesna look right!”
“Well, this is awkward.”
now to dot the i and cross the t….
(all I could think of was that he was concentrating on writing his name!!) 🙂
My Wee Could Fill An Ocean
Och, Laddie, come out. She’s not that bad looking!
Or for another title The Mesmerizing Mighty Wang
“What? My abs don’t say ‘haunting desire’? Er, I don’t think the mist around my ass is going to convey that message either.”
“Down, boy! Down!”
I think your disclaimer provides the perfect caption:
From: Hero
To: Bladder
Re: To-do list
1. Void where prohibited.
Our poor hero’s wang was so massy
It could fit into no Irish lassie.
At the end of the day
When they’d all run away
He was left all alone, sad and gassy.
“There once was a woman who married a brick,
but soon her affections transposed to a stick.
We had thought that was odd
back on our home sod,
Until cousin Paddy married his dick.”
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@Lynn S 🙂 (I’ve always felt sorry for Óisín óg. …poor fool.)
@ghn All I could think was ” Rhinestones? Seriously, WTF!”
Telekinetic wanking = crop circle farts. Who knew?
“That’s the last time I go drinking with those assholes… wake up missing my shirt and the buttons on my pants; I FINALLY get them to stay up by using the drapery cord as a belt only to find that some jerk stole my ship right out of the harbor! Oh, and the “surprise” Brazilian… did I mention the fucking Brazilian???”
@Olivia and @notsurewho: You know it’s officially March when the limericks start a rollin’ in.
looks like a BJ from a ghost to me…
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