People were amazed that I didn’t have a word to say about Evangeline Collins’ cover. Of course I did. I have an entire entry’s worth of comments on that fluffy monstrosity of purple and fuchsia.
But I figured it would be MUCH more fun to challenge you to Caption That Cover – so it’s fun and games and contest time! Have a long, sweeping look at this cover:
Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to caption that cover Using Only One Word. I won’t even give you samples. I don’t want to take one away. Your best one-word caption could win you (a) a paper copy of the book and (b) a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of your choosing. You have 24 hours to caption that cover – with Only One Word.
Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway, except to deny myself the pleasure of looking at the cover again and again so as to reassure myself that it is real. Slippery When Wet. No shirt, no shoes, no service. I believe I can call. I think I’ll use the phone in the hall. I’ll call my friends just to say ‘Hi’ with 5 cent Sundays from MCI. I believe I can call. Reach out and touch someone.
Jellyfishes.
My favourite by far is Jill’s Rumplesilkskin. Very clever and funny!
Organzmic.
Oops, Sherry already got Wrapture.
I’ll go with Periwinkled.
Lavenderpalooza!
Having already provided my word, my vote is for MichelleKCanada and her TOOL.
Ahhh the many uses of TOOL ….. Yes, now I must go wash my brain before returning to work. Bad TOOL! Thanks, Michelle.
my word: cold45. No, with all that TOOL she isn’t cold anymore. 😉
Purplosion would be mine
but I’m also going to say Organzasm for the win
I’m gonna go with…
POST-OP.
It’s like this might be first up-close encounter with someone else’s va-jay-jay. And the way that leg is kicked up? He’s super excited to be touching it for the very first time!
Weakened
Silkkake.
Floods
subtle
“dry clean only”
Lavendorum (Lavender + Pandorum)
or Lavendorium (Lavender + Pandemonium)
What are they on? Some of it looks like a couch, a bed & the floor.
hmmmm, how about “Swathed”?
Fluffervescent.
Prince
and in, seven nights with the artist formerly known as
Sheathed.
Beachblanket.
Furbelow.
Is it merely descriptive of all the ruffly stuff? Is it a pun?? Therein lies the mystery!
Extravorganza
Fuchsiarrhea
(Kind of gross but it’s got a nice “f**k” sound to it)
Fantavioletbullemistikulousness. 😀
It’s fantastic, violet bullemia, mistical, and ridikulous!
much. It’s very much.
mary
plus, ARM! < wtf is ging on with her arm?
Yes, doesn’t the arm under his body seem way too long? With her hand at an incredibly awkward angle?
How about Lavender + Legs + Orgasm –
Lavengamsagasm!
Only one Whedonesque word comes to mind:
Effulgent
Organzsunami
DAMN!!!
Foof.
kilt-o-rama (pronounced “kilt-oh-ram-her”)
Pornofantasic
Trippy
Because with the sandy color in the bottom and the black and white in the top of the background, my mind keeps putting them on a weird magic flying ride over random desert sands.
Yardage
greater93: this couple’s yardage of chiffon is 93 times greater than my local fabric store’s
Fabricotica!
Definitely going for “organzasm” because while the rest were great, that one actually made me almost drop my laptop.
Pussiwinkle
Chiffonaphonic!
Lurveswathed
Mauvesturbation
Euphemisms.
I bet they abound.
I have no words. I have a real hate on for sheet-monster covers.
BTW, my vote is for Violetation. That’s just freaken brilliant.