Have a look at this new Ellora’s Cave cover. Is there a woman coming out of his arse? Does he have bigger breasts than I do? And why is his head so small? Is it inversely proportionate to the size of his more different other head?
It’s time for caption that cover! Give your best caption, re-title, or commentary, and the best one gets a $10 gift certificate to the bookstore of your choosing. You’ve got 48 hours. Feel free to comment on which ones you think are best, even if you don’t leave your own. Get ready, get set, and go!
Well I was going to make an OSHA joke, but Tina C. beat me to it. *sigh* That’s what I get for coming to the party late.
“The next trend in paranormals: Ghost strippers!”
I’d try to come up with something else, but his scary dead serial killer eyes kinda freak me out. And, y’know, the fact that the cover is so chock full of WTF.
For the first time ever, conjoined twin models debut on the cover of a romance novel.
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The Village People poops partial people.
Jersey Summers
When Michael Slade started work on a new mansion on the Jersey Shore he never thought he’d meet a woman like Aimee Patterson who shared his passion for spray tans and the New York Giants. Now he’ll install her plumbing, and install her plumbing, That is if he can protect her from the dangerous style police sent to arrest her for crimes against fashionable humanity
he swore not to buy any more cheap crack from his cousin- from the people who brought you “run, your vagina is haunted” comes genie- the haunting for men. a genie with no sense of direction. maybe she’ll fell in love iwht his little boiy pout, or the hard hat he glued on his head during that wild party where he lost all his clothes. if there was preparation h, was there prepartion her for those pesky belly dancing, ass haunting genies?
A Foggy Bottom love story. Love DC style.
As Telicia gazed up at the telephone repair god towering above her, gripping the pole with one hand and his tool in the other, she knew she was living her lifelong fantasy of hard hats, hard abs, and hard poles.
Girl: I totally can’t believe I lost the stripping contest.
Her: What exactly are you planning on doing back there that requires a hard hat?
Him: relax baby I’ll be done in a second anyway.
This Summer…a gay pole dancer realizes…he’s straight.
This Summer…a girl accidentally snaps her own neck…while attempting a seductive dance.
This Summer…you will all be vict…errr, participants in…
Irrational Arousal
He’s a hard man in a hard hat. She’s soft as they come. When her navel suddenly appears on his elbow, and his nipples and left eye vanish, they know something irrational is going on. Who’s moving body parts around? What will go next? And who has
THE HOLE TRUTH.
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In a world without pants, only Troy McHotty’s magic plastic helmet of justice could solve the mystery of the snapped necked stripper with bad tanlines.
Read more in: Pantless Arousal, Legless Love
I reopened the entry, but the contest has ended. Winners announced Sunday 11 October.
Gotta find my hard hat.
Him: Did you say lard ass?
Her: Hard hat! I can’t look at you when you’re wearing that damned hard hat!
Sorry, was channeling cheech and chong there… can anyone explain to me why his hair is green, why he’s naked save for the hard hat, and what the hell she’s doing looking away instead of at the nakedness? I have a few more questions, but we’ll start with those.
It was a bet. A simple dare. But neither one would ever understand why all the men at the work site were drawn to him. It could only be described as Irrational Arousal
Frank glanced at the mirror, hopeful and anxious, seeing into his future—real titty instead of mantitty, a smooth sexy apple-less neck, and a career where he could wear more colors than just yellow. His MTF surgery could not come soon enough.
I know it’s only the way his arm is positioned and the shadowing, but every time I look at this picture, I can’t help but think his thigh is so much higher than his butt.
Homg, I see buttcrack.
I can forgive everything (almost), except for the awful tan lines on the heroine. Why? Why? This is why we photoshop.
Summer Concussion
By Hulk McManmeat
I told you to wear proper headgear at this here naked construction site.
I know the contest is over, but another one just popped into my head:
“Naked came the Hard Hat”
“And why is his head so small?”
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. This poor bloke was just in the wrong place at the wrong time when Ralph Lauren’s ad team enlarged the head of model Filippa Hamilton-Palmstierna (http://boingboing.net/2009/10/06/the-criticism-that-r.html)
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wow, again I missed everything!( the cover is awesome anyway! is there any chance for similar contests to take place some time later? have a couple of interesting ideas;) besides I’m fond of creating nice clips using pictures shown to the appropriate music (which I usually find by http://www.mp3hunting.com SE) will make one and then will show you;) it’s worth attention.
As an aside, is there such a thing as a *rational* arousal? I don’t think a whole lotta thought goes into the process, usually. OTOH, she’s clearly trying to remember her grocery list and if she turned off the coffee pot, so maybe the irrational part is that she even gives a crap in the first place.
i’ll buy this book for my GF’s birthday!!!
I have read this book and I can say that it is totally awesome..
You Are The Best, You Are The One.
Pretty good discussion here. I love how the other comments are so witty yet rational. My colleagues here at Canada Halloween Haunt are pondering on what to suggest as well 🙂
I know it’s way past the deadline but mine is “Bellydancing Stinks”!
How about “Night Cap with Yours Truly”. Does that fit in? Regards from all of us here at our Fat Burning Furnace Review offcie site.
Brooks*belle, I love this one, even though the contest’s already over.
Which one won, by the way?
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