Since I poked a little fun at vaguely religious pseudonyms, and since Roxanne St. Claire isn’t a pseudonym, I thought, let’s have another ARC giveaway, shall we?
Yes, we shall!
Your task: more fun with romantic suspense! Using your power of Word Knowlege, use the form below to generate a title and its tagline.
As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments. Two winners will be chosen to receive an advanced reader copy of Roxanne St. Claire’s next book, Hunt Her Down. 24 hours, so grab the hand of your nearest male silhouette, and run, run like the wind!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
He walked his chopstick when he glimpsed her swimming her pies. But can he dance her rightously dog? Find out in…
Passion’s graceful tsunami.
Oooh! I’m about to have a sunshower of my own!
He hankered his knitting needle when he glimpsed her withering her melons. But can he thrust her rosy bird? Find out in…
Passion’s Glamorous Sunshower.
He packed his spear when he glimpsed her sweating her watermelons. But can he drop her juicy box? Find out in…
Passion’s dirty cloud.
!?!?!
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He ran his stiletto when he glimpsed her slimming her pheasants. But can he flees her sharp knife? Find out in…
Passion’s auburn Cumulus.
Girl!gamekeeper/crossdressing poacher love?
I just can’t seem to stop!
He oiled his meat hook when he glimpsed her jiggling her jello. But can he gulp her fizzy cocktail? Find out in…
Passion’s turgid tradewind.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He swallowed his nailfile when he glimpsed her uprooting her watermelons. But can he fix her family nose? Find out in…
Passion’s Blithe Thunderstorm.
He chewed his dagger when he glimpsed her crossing her watermelons. But can he run her pretty swan?
Find out in…
Passion’s bold thundercloud.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He heaved his lance when he glimpsed her bouncing her guavas. But can he reap her wild alfalfa? Find out in…
Passion’s kinky el nino.
He licked his saftey pin when he glimpsed her roaring her naan. But can he bite her nice Las Vegas? Find out in…
Passion’s tropical tornado.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He lost his dart when he glimpsed her shaking her blueberries. But can he launch her fierce wind chimes? Find out in…
Passion’s colossal Tropical Storm .
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He sprang his dagger when he glimpsed her agitating her enchiladas. But can he swing her creamy yarn stash? Find out in…
Passion’s dazzling rainbow.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He cocked his bullet when he glimpsed her stroking her muffins. But can he hop her purple freesia? Find out in…
Passion’s stiff whirlwind.
He gardened his spike when he glimpsed her fluttering her bagels. But can he love her brilliant cheese? Find out in…
Passion’s soft tornado.
He cried his dagger when he glimpsed her bouncing her grapes. But can he preen her green tree? Find out in…
Passion’s floppy tornado.
Geez, sounds like he needs Viagra.
He froze his razor when he glimpsed her running her lasagnas. But can he save her quiet life? Find out in…
Passion’s tempestuous monsoon.
I think I have just invented a new euphemism: he froze his razor
Like so very many others I just had to join in the fun!!
He screamed his needle when he glimpsed her singing her watermelons. But can he tickle her pink bottle? Find out in…
Passion’s deep frozen heatwave.
He fished his scythe when he glimpsed her monitoring her lobster tails. But can he wash her rusted mirror? Find out in…
Passion’s Furry Snowstorm.
He cascaded his icicle when he glimpsed her vacillating her cabbages. But can he slide her ethereal crampon? Find out in…
Passion’s slinky sandstorm.
He chopped his sword when he glimpsed her pulsing her mangoes. But can he obliterate her puce mortgage? Find out in…
Passion’s Sweaty Hurricaine.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He stashed his Gerber combat knife when he glimpsed her waltzing her hot dogs. But can he survive her hot pistol? Find out in…
Passion’s Frigid Blizzard.
He busted his pencil when he glimpsed her jiggling her durians. But can he embrace her little pony? Find out in…
Passion’s cold storm.
He covered his giant cactus when he glimpsed her moaning her potatoes. But can he leap her enormous pencil? Find out in…
Passion’s tiny thunderhead.
Awesome.
This is way too fun:
He jumped his dagger when he glimpsed her showing her apples. But can he dance her sunny Italy? Find out in…
Passion’s small cloud.
He runs his knife when he glimpsed her grabbing her strawberries. But can he catch her fast cat? Find out in…
Passion’s fierce hail.
He jumped his safety pin when he glimpsed her sobbing her pomegranates. But can he laugh at her sly badge? Find out in…
Passion’s dangerous cumulus cloud.
He burned his blade when he glimpsed her shining her sausages. But can he stand her bold pheromones? Find out in…
Passion’s Sensuous Sunrise.
Oh. My. Word. Why am I not off WRITING this book?
He humped his nail when he glimpsed her sweating her peaches. But can he plow her milfy firemen? Find out in…
Passion’s tan dry line
I fail at mad libs…
He leaned his trochar when he glimpsed her gasping her pickles. But can he see her verdant kitty? Find out in…
Passion’s squishy thunderhead.
He thrust his splinter when he glimpsed her wrapping her sausages. But can he take her yummy feather? Find out in…
Passion’s Testy Tropical Depression.
Yay!!! I finally caught one of these threads before it closed. Anyways, here’s my contribution:
He grew his tack when he glimpsed her licking her rice. But can he skip her ethereal can opener? Find out in…
Passion’s sea foam green twister.
He swam his knitting needle when he glimpsed her helping her goldfish. But can he peel her fluffy nail polish? Find out in…
Passion’s Thin Cirrus Cloud.
Hm, I went with the “random words” version of Mad Libs, but clearly (like Deb Kinnard) I should have picked provocative ones instead.
He obliterated his chopstick when he glimpsed her jumping her blueberries. But can he see her soft puppy? Find out in…
Passion’s sparkly breeze.
Snort! I’ll have to ask my boyfriend if he’d like to see me jump my blueberries, or perhaps my soft puppy!
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He flogged his rapier when he glimpsed her fluffing her macadamias. But can he frisk her naughty gumdrop? Find out in…
Passion’s risque hailstorm.
He hardened his dagger when he glimpsed her coaxing her mangoes. But can he flee her plush leopard? Find out in…
Passion’s silky tsunami.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He danced his broken glass when he glimpsed her climbing her cookies. But can he murder her lovely monkey? Find out in…
Passion’s firey tsunami.
He spanked his chisel when he glimpsed her waxing her artichokes. But can he jump her magenta rooster? Find out in…
Passion’s firm cloud.
The aromatic male acted cloudy when he have to puking up his awesome steaks.
See more in Food fight at the BBQ Wars…OMG how bad can you get???
hand65 – seems appropriate…
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Dared his Needle when he glimpsed her Dancing her Burritos. But can he Drink her Purple Desk? Find out in…
Passion’s Slimy Hail.
This is awful…
Wow, what fun!
He sated his scythe when he glimpsed her huffing her bagels. But can he skate her conspicuous chair? Find out in…
Passion’s wild tornado.
My bagels could use a good huffing, I know. 😉
He deboned his wits when he glimpsed her imposing her pretzels. But can he annoy her chiseled Tupperware? Find out in…
Passion’s malformed lightening bolt.