Since I poked a little fun at vaguely religious pseudonyms, and since Roxanne St. Claire isn’t a pseudonym, I thought, let’s have another ARC giveaway, shall we?
Yes, we shall!
Your task: more fun with romantic suspense! Using your power of Word Knowlege, use the form below to generate a title and its tagline.
As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments. Two winners will be chosen to receive an advanced reader copy of Roxanne St. Claire’s next book, Hunt Her Down. 24 hours, so grab the hand of your nearest male silhouette, and run, run like the wind!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
He kicked his spear when he glimpsed her laughing her cherries. But can he examine her smooth fern? Find out in…
Passion’s soft sunny.
I kind of like mine – just for the ending of the tag:
‘He pranced his javelin when he glimpsed her growling her pomegranates. But can he cavort her emerald jaguar? Find out in…
Passion’s aromatic blizzard.’
He stalked his spear when he glimpsed her running her pizzas. But can he stops her shimmery shovel? Find out in…
Passion’s slinky tornado.
He scrubbed his tweezer when he glimpsed her licking her fluffernutter. But can he twirl her silky cheesecake? Find out in…
Passion’s vociferous cold front.
Awesome contest.
It’s completely insane, but here goes:
He skipped his needle when he glimpsed her laughing at her strawberries. But can he eat her red bicycle? Find out in…
Passion’s loudly hazy.
He killed his blade when he glimpsed her threatening her mangoes. But can he murder her sultry vixen? Find out in…
Passion’s Dark Blizzard.
This is absolutely priceless.
He chewed his orange stick when he glimpsed her loving her grapes. But can he find her juicy sweater? Find out in…
Passion’s thick warm front.
He Flubbed his stapler when he glimpsed her waffling her kumquats. But can he illuminate her flouncy bowl? Find out in…
Passion’s morose waterspout.
Hooray for Mad Libs!
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Laved his spear when he glimpsed her thrusting her grapes. But can he see her plump pillows? Find out in…
Passion’s tantilizing tsunami.
This could easily become addicting!
He spanked his icepick when he glimpsed her jumping her cheesecakes. But can he talk her gorgeous flip-flops? Find out in…
Passion’s violet storm.
lol….ok….
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He oiled his sabre when he glimpsed her rutting her cream cakes. But can he make her huge globes? Find out in…
Passion’s ecstatic flurries.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He glazed his cruller when he glimpsed her slamming her doughnuts. But can he peel her juicy peach? Find out in…
Passion’s sweaty lighting.
He stroked his corkscrew when he glimpsed her hibernating her brussels sprouts. But can he drive her enormous camera? Find out in…
Passion’s slick fog.
He spoiled his meat fork when he glimpsed her sporking her melons. But can he sashay her flagrant spatula? Find out in…
Passion’s sparkly cumulonimbus.
He plucked his razor when he glimpsed her dancing her enchiladas. But can he race her delicious giraffe? Find out in…
Passion’s slick hurricane.
He licked his stiletto when he glimpsed her learning her grapes. But can he write her grey cat? Find out in…
Passion’s wet thunderstorm.
He catapulted his ice pick when he glimpsed her skiing her brownies. But can he swim her serendipitous sign? Find out in…
Passion’s soft fog.
He stalked his ice pick when he glimpsed her walking her burgers. But can he speak her hairy book? Find out in…
Passion’s wet heat index.
He slushed his shard of glass when he glimpsed her barking her popsickles. But can he scream her glistening doll? Find out in…
Passion’s looming cloud.
He stole his ice pick when he glimpsed her limping her cheese. But can he chase her hot tree? Find out in…
Passion’s funny tornado.
Damn. I should have used bush instead of tree…
He plotzed his toothpick when he glimpsed her babbling her nuts. But can he run her lovingly man? Find out in…
Passion’s hard cumulous cloud.
He scuttled his rapier when he glimpsed her chortling her drumsticks. But can he rescue her wilted serpent? Find out in…
Passion’s twisted updraft.
He twirled his safety pin when he glimpsed her smashing her samosas. But can he grind her brilliant toenail? Find out in…
Passion’s leaden tsunami.
wow…i didn’t read all these until I submitted mine….but note the widespread use of cumulonimbus….(including mine) LMAO….I guess you only want the biggest, baddest cloud for your erotic delight
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He poked his steak knife when he glimpsed her pulling her cherries. But can he flee her furry kitty? Find out in…
Passion’s succulent thunderheads
catchpa = came77. That would be exhausting!
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He vibrated his spear when he glimpsed her rocking her strawberries. But can he suck her long sheep? Find out in…
Passion’s stiff storm.
He finagled his spork when he glimpsed her straddling her chicken tikka masala. But can he leer her bedewed froggie? Find out in…
Passion’s ecstatic rainbow.
Hm. Not all of this makes sense, although I do like “bedewed froggie.”
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He fisted his pickaxe when he glimpsed her teasing her eclairs. But can he heave her flushed bon bon? Find out in…
Passion’s moist noreaster.
He confabulated his Mr. Pointy when he glimpsed her formicating her rocky mountain oysters. But can he spasm her septic wenis? Find out in…
Passion’s frothy rain of toads.
He slammed his syringe when he glimpsed her swinging her cantaloupes. But can he sing her lusty vase? Find out in…
Passion’s unwieldy tornado.
Oh yeah, swing those cantaloupes, baby.
He slept his knife when he glimpsed her weeping her grapes. But can he grow her silky house? Find out in…
Passion’s soft cumulo-nimbus cloud.
He stalked his icepick when he glimpsed her speeding her tomatoes. But can he spike her filthy worm? Find out in…
Passion’s squishy cloud.
He heaved his man-titties when he glimpsed her serving her fish taco. But can he taste test her deadliest catch? Find out in…
Passion’s Crustacean Tsunami.
He lathed his Pitchfork when he glimpsed her flipping her carrots. But can he wiggle her lazy Platypus? Find out in…
Passion’s Crazy blizzard.
He wrote his axe when he glimpsed her paddling her bananas. But can he struck her nice cat? Find out in…
Passion’s grey cloud.
What can I say, we’re in Alaska on vacation. Yeah & really want some fruit but I never heard of paddling bananasa—canoes,yes,
Lots of fun!
He flew his letter opener when he glimpsed her stealing her grapes. But can he run her dangerous sword? Find out in…
Passion’s devilish tornado.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He pushed his hypodermic when he glimpsed her flicking her cheesecakes. But can he nibble her sweet taffy? Find out in…
Passion’s sticky humidity.
He slavered over his rapier when he glimpsed her tonguing her pomegranate. But can he finger her ripe flower? Find out in…
Passion’s manly tornado.
He scissored his scalpel when he glimpsed her happening her artichokes. But can he buy her blue doormat? Find out in…
Passion’s shiny thundercloud.
He ran his knife when he glimpsed her gouging her enchiladas. But can he laugh her gargantuan nun? Find out in…
Passion’s slimy tornado.
ahahahahahaha!