Julie Leto is Queen of the Day for forwarding this bit of prize fabulous.
As far as I’ve been able to tell, it’s real. Wowser.
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**SNORT!!!!**
oh my god…wow….that’s crazy..seriously..no words
The best part is that the reporter is completely unaware of what the deputy was carrying out of the house.
Also, I guess we like ‘em big here in Minnesota…
I’m the Queen for the Day! Alert the media!
Seriously, I laughed all over again. And winced. I’m sorry, but that just looks painful…of course, if you’re coked up, maybe that dulls the pain.
Glad I could add to the Friday laughter!
The newscaster is Mark Suppelsa who’s currently anchoring the WGN news here in Chicago. I check wikipedia and it says he used to be in Minnesota and there seems to be a Maplewood, MN. So, yepper, I guess it’s real.
Do you suppose that guy was liberating evidence for his own use? If it’s a cocaine bust, how is a dildo evidence? Mighty suspicious I say…
OMG. He looks so young, but Collette has the skinny on him, so it probably is real. Thanks for the fact-checking, Collette!
Bwahahahahaha!
Security word: seems13
Okay, not that young.
Well….how do you think we keep WARM in the winter?!?!
Well, I see WHAT they used as a battering ram.
Chicklet, Elle! Another MN girl here.
So, is it cold enough for ya?! (/Marge Gunderson accent)
My husband works in law enforcement and this is pretty standard when they serve a search warrant with drugs involved.
Bwa-ha. And ha.
“thing12” Oh, that was way more than 12”
Amy – It’s standard in drug busts to take Secretariat’s Schlong into evidence? Awesome!
my word: human37 – inches??
sigh
I asked them to put it in a bag…
Is that a smile on the cop’s face? It almost looks like he knew the guy was live & walked out just at the right time.
guffaw!!!!!
Oh, hiiiii, karmelrio! It is a little nippy out right now, but I gotta go to Target to pick up a few things—wanna come with?
(Oh, and I forgot to mention in my first comment that yeah, KSTP is our ABC affiliate and the reporter is Mark Suppelsa, so I’m pretty sure it’s real. And I wouldn’t put it past the cop to have timed his trip with the newscast.)
Well, call me silly, but while that thing was big, it seemed to lack a certain firmness that would be desirable in a dildo.
Not that I’d want one that big, but floppy? I mean floppy is no good in a dildo, is it? Maybe I’m showing my ignorance here. 🙂
NSFB alert!
Second alert. Beware of spewing beverages! That’s probably why it was so soft and floppy.
I sooo need to figure out how to get a picture embedded in a comment here. Maybe I should just email it to SB Sarah to share…
O.O
*blinkblink*
>.<
*ouch*
I’m with GrowlyCub. Too floppy. Doesn’t seem like that much fun…
Y’all are making me sorry my folks left Minnesota and moved to Florida.
Wait a second…(looks outside window)…
Nope. I take that back. I mean, look what people do for recreation when they’re snowed in.
Oh yeah and it was definately smirky. He KNEW exactly what he was doing and who was out there. I mean, you know how much the cops just love the media.
Seriously. Give a girl a warning next time, I just sprayed iced tea over my screen.
Priceless.
I’ve actually seen one of those—stop laughing! There was one just like that used at one of those “home party sales” things that I went to, hosted by a woman with whom I worked back in Indiana days. The saleswoman used it for party games, including one where you had to hold the big floppy thing between your thighs and pass it to the next person. It was double-headed (one at each end, I mean). I don’t remember much more than that—I drank A LOT at that gathering, to kill the pain.
Man, and I thought cookware and candle parties were bad….
When I was watching the video I was thinking “And here comes the cop carrying the battering ram back to the van.”
LMAO!!!! Exactly how long are the winters in MN? Because man alive that would take some working up to…
I remember going to one of those home parties too… Except it was a strap on and flamingo pink! The woman giving the party wanted someone to try it on for fun but, uh, there wasn’t enough wine being served for that to happen.
Back on point- thanks for the laughs!
Was that a crack bust or a COCK bust?! HAA!
I was thinking “So that’s where they hid the coke…”
Yep, Julie, FTW!
Yep, that looked like a smirk on the cop’s face. And the reporter didn’t see it? What a floopy dildo.
Maybe it doubles as a bong? lol
Oh wow… I could watch that over and over. Too funny.
Well, it is standard to transport certain drugs in balloons… Maybe the people making the drugs just didn’t understand they were supposed to swallow them.
Yup, my daughter sent that link to me back in the fall and told me that was the house they just bought… Scary. Hilarious.
…….um, those dildos, while floppy, actually do work. There’s so much girth that it’s dense enough to do the job.
Of course, you shouldn’t let the horrible things near you because of the jelly rubber they’re made of (pthalates).
[ /TMI time]
@Amy – are you implying that only people with drugs in the house use sex toys? Wrong wrong wrong. Mind you, drug cops probably aren’t breaking down law-abiding citizens’ doors and inspecting their bedroom cabinets very often.
I’ve never been more proud to be a Minnesotan.
OMG! Battering ram indeed.
This one should go down in the bloopers hall of fame!
The ram, too, should go down in another kind of hall of fame 😉
Now THAT’s what I’d call a WMD!