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Thank you, both!
I can’t believe I won. That’s just so schmad!
What a funny bunch of poems. Thank you for Honorable Mention! I am honored LOL.
Color me stunned.
I’m thrilled!!!
Pump up the Volume is the schmad!! 🙂
Honoured to be in the same company as Mzspell who had me laughing me ass off at Burma Sauce!!
Thanks so much. 🙂
I’ve been sick and missed the contest, but those poems were absolutely brilliant!!! So funny!!!
OMG, there’s another Sarah F.?! Good thing I use my whole name now! Congrats, namesake! 🙂
Wow! And also, Yay! Congrats to my fellow poets, because really, it was an honor just to be nominated! I’d like to thank my parents, for reading to me as a child, and for never, ever saying “Why are you reading that smut when you could be reading classics?” And also to my English teachers who really believed in me and encouraged me during the dark, teenage years. And to my boyfriend and the inspiration I gain from his wood…
Yay! Inez had my vote. Awesome!
I wrote one and had it ready to send, but I had parent stuff to do and by the time I got a chance to get back on the computer commenting was closed. It’s ok though. Saved me from embarrassing myself. It was that bad.