Smart Bitches Love Cake, and Our Readers

Once upon a time, Candy wrote a review for Shayla Black’s Decadent which has since become one of the most linked-to portions of the site, and was the nadir of a little-known gem of internet delight known as “LOLPorn.” Seriously, people link to that entry with astonishing regularity.

I don’t know if we’ve ever really expounded on our deep love for the folks who read this site, but damn hell and howdy do we love y’all. When we hold contests with other folks, invariably they’ll write, “You have the best readers, OMG.” It’s true. You guys are freaking awesome. Why? Because of shit like this that is so funny I wheezed and Hubby came running to make sure I wasn’t going into anaphylaxis.

I received an email from Shae that read:

One of my favorite things on the planet is definitely the review for Decadent. My friend Heather and I quote it all the time. Her birthday was on Sunday (sadly her 26th, so no hope of her being a vhamphire who could be renamed Hheathher) and I had to think of something to get her. In the first week of August I figured it out! I would buy her the book that we had been laughing about for months!

Of course, just getting a book isn’t that fun. I decided that it needed something else – so I made a bookmark! I took the lol!pr0n that was accompanied the review, printed it out, and yay, instant bookmark. It looked a bit plain, so I commissioned a small penis charm with the words ‘life saver’ on it from someone on etsy. (Note from Sarah: OMG NOT WORK SAFE)

But Shae didn’t stop there. Oh, no. There was cake. There was ASS CAKE, as in CAKE shaped like an ASS with… oh, forget it, the pictures tell all.

Be aware: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. SRSLY.

This may be the finest frosted ass I’ve seen in awhile.

Then there was the gift itself.

A closeup of the gift strategically placed so that viewers can appreciate the AWESOME.

Lucky, lucky Hhteathher!

Happy birthday, Heather, and mad props to Shae. Seriously, I laughed so hard my abs hurt.