Inspired by snarkhunter’s comment in our last cover snark, and clamored for by many, including me despite my own exceptionally poor OMG Bad Photoshop skillz (they are not uber uber l33t by a longshot), behold: a contest to kick off our new site design. I give you: LOL COVER SNARK!
The rules: add your LOLCoverSnark to the comments, and we’ll judge in the comment thread itself for the best of the group. You can email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) your vote if you don’t like to comment (Hi Lurkers! Hayadoin?). Comments will close in
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48 hours (G’day Australia!) and winners will get books and a Romance Novel magnetic poetry set for their very own.
And now, our samples, let us show you them.
Oh my. Penis goes where? Perfect.
I love these sample covers!!! I did some hunting and found a HI-larious site:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com (under features) that spoofs romance book covers. Funny, funny!
#2: SRY U WUZ SAYIN SOMETHIN?
LMAO! Psssst You is adopted! LMAO!!!
Ohhhh… penis goes there LOL! The double penis one is amazing. ;D
But I have to admit, I think Logmire has you beat with his The Love Bum cover:
I think changing the tag-line under the title and the ‘Author of’ part to match the title was a particularly brilliant touch. I mean, The Love Bum: The stars were his ceiling, a refrigerator box his den of love…” ROFL!
I really wish I had Photoshop now…
And because fart jokes never get old, one more:
LOL!
I really needed these today.
#5 NOM NOM NOM!!
OR
#6 UR ASS I FINDZ IT… NO SRSLY I FINDZ IT… NO WAITZ…
http://www.geekflirt.com/ucats/saved/1208378728583.jpg
#1: Ur man-titty iz makin me hungrys.
#4: Want oral first! kthx.
or
Ur conditioner. I needs some.
#5: Ur Man-titty. Do Not Want!
Trying again to post directly into comment….
ok, here’s a lame one I did with one of my own covers! LOL!
#1 – I CAN HAS UR PENIS NAO?
#2 – I M IN UR EAR, NOMMING UR EARWIGS
#3 – I HAS SEKRIT BEBEH.
#3: My adamz apple…I hides it.
#1
MMM, I LICK OFF ALL YOUR HAIR
#5
DAMN, YOU IS UGLY
#7
WAIT, THE SWAN IS WATCHING!
Ye gods, I’m channelling Jimmy Buffett:
I don’t know –
I don’t know –
I don’t know where it’sa gonna go,
Butt it ain’t goin’ there!
#3 Man Titteh…I needz it
I’m a lurker but I’ve being compelled by the LOLgawds to comment.
#1 – Nao move hand leetle more 2 center. Guuuud.
#5 – I sayz stop! Americanz Idul iz on!!
Personally I love the Penis Sequels…and now I’m going to go off and look for some of my own to Photoshop. But in the meantime:
1. Turn ma ribbon key: I iz winding down
2. Plz help cover up ma wardrobe malfunction kthx
3. Look in2 ma eyz, U is feelin sleepy…now tell me ur bank detailz
4. I’s a redhead in pink…kill me now
5. Get this eegle off my hed…I payz U kthx
6. Ow! U broke by dose!
7. Dude…iz U wearin nail polish?
logmire’s “Pull My Finger” cover almost made me piss myself.
A few of my LOLCoverz…
#4 I HAZ STOCKHOLM SYNDROME KTHXBAI
#5 – PSSSST…THAT BIG_ASS BIRD JUST CRAPPED ON MY BACK.
Because I have way too much time on my hands…
#1 My leg broke. Carry me wid stubby armz.
#2 Fall asleep, Mr.? I wake you with lil’ purpl Tazr!
#3 Tweezy nose hairs fall in lip gloss. I hidez.
#4 Fabio! Why U no CALL me?!
#5 Srry. No spirit animal in 3-some.
#6 2 many Mojitos. U carry me.
#7 Leda’s boyfriend’s ASS. I kickt it.
One more for #1…
Sansabelt and Mullet…
I can has?
Can’t stop. Another for #1.
Fabio!
My name iz KIM!
Dangit! That was for #4
“Fabio!
My name iz KIM!”
#5
Urk..
Fly-by wedgie.
Fun. Must stop now. 🙂
Gemma! Ha! LOve the buttsecks one. I love that a cover like that exists. In fact, I might have to look that up and buy it.
#1 invisable cloze brush
#2 android luv. We haz it
#3 green scum. It etz us.
Jennifer! You made me LOL at the ‘hooha’ cover. Hands down, iz mah favorite.
The “My Philips’ Head…” one is brilliant!
“My Phillips Head” for the win.
Can I vote for myself? Because I laughed myself silly making this one.
I love the phillips head one too! It definitely has my vote! I even brought my husband over and he chuckled too!
Oh bother! I just relocated, and all my books are still packed (and my scanner not set up). I keep meaning to post the vintage Johanna Lindsey cover where the nekkid man has a burst (pointy seal with publisher’s blurb) covering his butt.
Anyway…
#1: I PULL STRING. WHY U NO EAT?
#2: I LUVS YOU, ANDROID GURL.
#3: DIS NOT FAN. I FRILL-NECKED LIZARD WERE.
#4: UR HAIR BLOCKS MAH VIEW UF CEILING CAT.
#7. UR SKIN…IT’S SO…GROOVY. EVERYTING SO TRIPPY…
Chicken pocks one has mine. LMAO. Brillaint. Beyond brillaint.