Candy, it is often mentioned here, usually by Candy herself, is a big Dara Joy fan. I personally have never read Joy’s books, but Candy, she’ll wank on for hours about them. They are among her guilty pleasures.
So imagine the, well, joy when, just in time for Candy’s birthday, Dara Joy announces she has a new ebook for sale on her newly designed website. Pity I already sent Candy her gift, because I’d be hard-pressed to beat a present entitled Death by Ploot Ploot.


Hey, Colleen, watch it! I helped FOUND the Society for Creative Anachronism!
large32 Hey! Let’s leave the dress sizes out of it!
That title’s not REALLY for real, is it? I mean, I’ve heard some pretty silly titles in my time, but that has to take the cake for sheer stupidity. It doesn’t sound appealing in the slightest!
OMG…word verification: member94. Something that is probably featured very prominently in *shudder* Death by Ploot Ploot. Blech.