Ahoy there!
We Smart Bitches are hosting a quick charity auction on eBay to benefit the American Red Cross’ efforts to help folks in the US midwest. We are offering the new adspace for one single advertiser for the rest of December 2007. You can read the full text at the auction page, but it bears repeating here, since who is going to troll eBay looking for Bitches (other than me)?
If you win, you get the new adspace all to yourself for the duration of 2007, and design fees, should you need help, will be waived. All proceeds from this auction will be donated by Smart Bitches, Trashy Books LLC to the American Red Cross and designated for the shelters and relief effort in the US Midwest, where ice storms made a hell of a mess.
If you have any questions, or want to tell me I’m a total freakshow because I won’t let you advertise your Elmo site, email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com). Otherwise, bid early, bid often.


What a fabulous idea!
All of 2007?
Duh, ok, I read the eBay description now. Nevermind my dunce-itude.
What if I’m more fond of Elmo than I am my rubber ducky?
LIl’ Elmo you’re the one,
You make bath time lots of fun!
Just kidding. This is a great idea!
As a bitch in destroyed Tulsa I say “thanks so much!” to you guys. The area looks like a battle zone. We’ll definitely need help recovering.
Thanks from Oklahoma. I lost power for only 24 hours, but my daughter is on day 4 with half the city still without power. We survived one ice storm three years ago, but this one seems so much worst.
skipperredball is making a valiant effort to win the bid, but damn you other bitches are spending a lot of dough!
Thanks from a librarian in St. Joseph, Missouri. Our city was hit hard by the ice storm. My electricity was restored yesterday evening, after 72 hours without. But there are still many households without power in St. Joe and surrounding towns, so send your prayers and donations to the Red Cross.