I really am very very sorry. There is no way the following picture will avoid hurting your feelings, and addicting your brain to staring endlessly at the wonderment. Thanks to Colleen Gleason for the image, which comes from NessyRenay’s photobucket. (Heh. That sounds kinky.)
MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I’M BLIND!!! AAAAHHHH! I’M BLIND!!!
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Make it stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s like that White Stripes video. Only Hoffier.
QUICK! Someone please pass the brain bleach!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Gah!
Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to stick a bottle brush in my ear in an attempt to scrub my brain.
Oh, why did I go below the jump? Why? Evil bitch.
My EYES! They BURN!
Oh. My. God.
That was just like when you get a bright flash from a camera and you see spots for about 10 min. I keep closing my eyes and see Hoff and his junk coming at me like a freight train. How do you make it STOP????
Is this Save For Work, before I click on the linky?
yes, I am sure it will be damaging, but I wanna look anyways….
Caroline,
It is safe for work. It is not safe for your sight. Or your brain.
WHY, why is thw Hoff Hasseling me? I think my brain is bleeding. Thank you, ladies.
OMG. It was bad enough when I thought it was a still photo!! But…with the…and the…
*cries*
No more, please!
EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!
And you want us to accept your apology?
NEVER!!!!!
I’ve seen that before. Somebody on livejournal has that as their icon. No matter what the topic is, whenever I see it, I get sucked into the void of the neverending Hoff crotch.
I was warned, but I clicked anyway. I have only myself, and the Hoff, to blame.
Great, now I have to gouge out my eyes with a salad fork! I’m not looking at it, but I’m still seeing it. It won’t stop!
Is there just a link to this? I wish to subject my unsuspecting loved ones to it (misery and company and all that).
“dark12”
Yes, it has all gone very dark indeed.
ROFL, it’s hoff, and his little hoff. That’s just freaky trousers stuff.
Quick! check his ass, I’m sure there are energizer bunny batteries in there somewhere, he keeps going and going and going and going……
Dammit! Just when I think this evil has left the internet’s collective memory and people have forgotten about IT REAPPEARS.
Infinite Hoff regression. This is what happens when Germans write paranormal romance. *nods*
Oh, the humanity!!!!!!
word: “plane”—I need to use a wood plane over my eyes and brain to remove the image
After reading here for so long I know better, dammit!!!
*off to get some mind bleach*
Ohh baby. I gotta get me a pair!
Heh heh heh. At least I knew what to expect when I clicked on the link.
Who in their ‘right’ mind (and I use that term very loosly) came up with this idea and then took the time to put it together. Gawd.
May I have a new brain pls?
KTHX
I love it.
it’s like looking at a solar eclipse without the little box thingy, causing permanent damage to my eyeball . . .
They forgot to mention.
NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE HOFF!
Did anyone else feel like they were falling through time? It was Hoffal.
Aw man…I’ve been Crotch Hoffed twice in a single week!!! This same terrifying image was on Jennifer Armintrout’s blog on Monday or Tuesday. I know, I know…it’s my own fault. I looked…must find bleach.
Bah, that’s unholy. Especially since I just clicked over after reading that they’re remaking Knight Rider with Will Arnett as Kitt and Hoff returning to his original role.
I guess it’s just a Hoff kind of day.
Don’t Hassel with the Hoff!
You want an honest answer? Actually, no, that wasn’t good for me. It’s a nightmare waiting to happen. It’s exorcist-worthy.
You’re right, Teddy. Never gaze directly at the Hoff…especially at his crotch. But given my considerable powers, imparted by whatever unspeakable vaginal majesty lurks in the depths of Ellora’s Cave, I can look with the assurance I’m somewhat protected.
Praise the goddess!
Holy crap!
You know, as you watch that there are certain points where the wee crotch Hoff looks like a penis…
That warning is insufficient!
“Well, Weiner, it’s you and me against the world…”