Question to ponder: Witness this picture of Carrot Top. Yes, I should apologize for asking you to LOOK directly AT the Carrot Top, so I shall: I am most humbly sorry. But I do have a question.
Examine his shoulders.
Was he perhaps drawn by Poser?
EDITED TO ADD:
If you were anyone, which you probably are but how would I know, you would be best to Fear Rinda Elliott.
Seriously. Fear her. Big time. Huge amounts of fear should be ladled like ice water on her doorstep. Because this woman has gone out in search of photographic proof that perhaps the Carrot Top By Poser pics on GFY were Photoshopped (AND Posered?! What is the world coming to with these ignominious suspicions?).
Alas, Ms. Elliott found pictorial proof that (a) the shoulders are real, (b) they are disturbing, (c) Carrot Top needs to pull up his pants, and (d) I can see his razor burn.
Don’t thank me. I can hear the screams of horror, and those are thanks enough.
C’mon ya’ll! It’s not fair to judge a person – er, being – by human standards when he’s obviously Not Of This World. But he really should quit trying to pass for human and be True To Himself – er, Itself – oh, whatever!
Whoa. It’s like he’s sending all these conflicting signals—the hair, the clothes, eyeliner, the bludges—and each conflicting signal is also just a little bit *off* in its own way.
((shakes head)) How is it possible to be that bad at presenting oneself?
This is just not right.
Oh sweet Jesus, there was more?
The Pebbles hairdo, the slight tinge of visible carrottop manscaping.
The horror.
My eyes are bleeding.
I hate you.
I think Carrot Top is using science to lure young females. Scientists studied fruit fly reproduction (you can’t say we’re not a fun bunch). The juvenile fruit flies chose to mate with the more bizarre and unusual looking fruit flies. The older fruit flies chose the more “normal” looking fruit flies. The researchers theorized that early in the reproductive cycle, the juvenile fruit flies chose for reproductive variation, which can ensure the survival of the species in an extreme environmental change. Later in their reproductive cycles, they opted for “normal” so that their offspring would have better overall chances of survival.
Loved the study for 2 reasons—explained the appeal of Mick Jagger—previously incomprehensible to me. And also why I found my first serious boyfriend so attractive. Married to “normal” now—so much nicer.
When my 14-year old daughter tells me some guy is hot, I think, “Juvenile fruit flies, juvenile fruit flies.”
Sarah, I do hope you shielded your tummy with lead before looking at those pictures, you have to think of Baba O’Reilly. 😉
UMMM I think I just threw up a little. That is way more of Carrot Top then I ever wanted to see.
I’m not even sure why I clicked on it, I knew better, I knew it would be bad and yet I looked.
I think the image may be burned into my brain forever.
It’s just so very wrong.
Several here have mentioned the fear of seeing Carrot-Top’s “manhood” or “peepee”. But one thing we must remember is that I think we will be spared that horror simply because of the ‘roids. Don’t man parts shrink with too many ‘roids??
my word is point69. Hmmmmmmm….
New mantra: “Juvenile fruit flies, juvenile fruit flies”
Jackie L., thank you kindly for helping me keep my perspective when dealing with the kidlets!!!
Okay, I see y’all calling Carrot Top out for taking steroids. But honestly, it looks all real, and yes, all natural, if utterly freaky, to me.
For a look at a couple guys who who REALLY did steroids and also enjoy some completely out-of-control mantitty, view this clip on YouTube featuring bodybuilding greats Ronnie Coleman and Arnold Schwarzenegger:
(I apologize for being such a loser that I don’t know how to embed a link in this post.)
The Governator was oh so very hot back in the day, wasn’t he?
Plain Jane, just the testicles shrivel up, not the penis. Told ya, us scientific types are all fun and games.
Believe it or not, I wasn’t making fun of him. I was just surprised by that first image Sarah posted. Hadn’t seen him in years—so I looked up proof.
I don’t trust the media anymore after that one thing with… crap, forgot his name… sports guy on the cover with beefy arms that weren’t his…
I’ll be back when I remember. heh heh
Dumb moment over. It was Andy Roddick’s biceps on the cover of Men’s Fitness. It even made him take a second look. LOL!
i’m a pro photographer and damned good photoshop artist. judging by the subtle shadow cast on the wall behind carrot top’s right shoulder, a thing very few pranksters would think to fake in this particular photo, i’d say it’s unretouched.