Alert Bitchery reader Sara sent me the following link that is so unquestionably bizarre, I choked on my beverage and hit poor Hubby until he looked over my shoulder and read it, too. He then choked on his beverage.
Behold: Andrew Christian swim trunks with “Show It Technology.” In case you can’t see this incredible sales copy, I’ll excerpt the best part:
Andrew Christian’s new “Show It” technology gently elevates your boys and moves them forward for the biggest and best possible show. In ordinary swimwear, your genitals are pulled back and fall between your legs. “Show It” technology uses an elastic strap that can be snap-adjusted to lift your privates up and forward.
But really, the logo is priceless and worth a visit to the site. It’s marginally work-safe, unless someone looks at that logo too closely. And really, what’s more important to your workday than knowing that Andrew Christian has literally harnessed an army of manjunk so that we can all see it better?
Question: Do Linda Howard’s heroes know about this?
I have to admit, the NastyPig models are fun to look at…..hair and tats do it for me every time.
Now I’m wondering if that’s the kind of swim trunks Daniel Craig wore in Casino Royale. When I saw that, I’d never seen swim trunks that packed. If you see the picture of him naked= it’s in Google Images- he’s not all that impressive.
Anyhow linky to swim trunk picture. You’re on your own for the naked one.
Daniel Craig
SQQEEEE!
Thank you Che! And it wasn’t even my birthday. 🙂
IMO the “prison shuffle” has it’s own agenda. On one hand, we be forcing the world to view our underwear clad rump. On the other hand (side), observe where this places the front of the pants…now the tightest part (waistband) is directly over our junk, rubbing & stimulating.
The ultimate in your face…kiss my (almost) bare a**, while I masturbate.
Che, while we’re on the subject, does the chick die at the end? I watched it last night but turned it off near the end when I suspected that was coming. They seemed way too happy and compatible for a non-romance movie.
I enjoyed Mr. Craig but his constant pout seems weird to me, very Michael Myers on Sprockets, like he is always about to say “touch my monkey.”
I’ve only seen the end…
*Spoiler Alert*
Yes, she does.
Ah, I have excellent “RED ALERT HEROINE ABOUT TO BITE IT” insticts. Thank you, DL.
Bwahahahahahaha. The gold blah blah suit is too funny.
But hey, if we women can overly enhance our ta tas with a number of devices, then men should have free rein to do the same.
However, I’m not sure about enhancing the whole “boys” thing (aka balls). I’m thinking it’s so the “man” of the matter shows more.
But, I could be wrong on that point. The term “Having big cajunas” (aka balls) is often associated with being alpha in both male and female.
Personally, when looking at a guy, I’m not looking at the boys, so no need to impress me in that area. The “man” perhaps, the “boys” no. LOL
the men’s version of a Wonderbra LOL
LOL my word verification is service61 LOL
Che, while we’re on the subject, does the chick die at the end? I watched it last night but turned it off near the end when I suspected that was coming. They seemed way too happy and compatible for a non-romance movie.
I enjoyed Mr. Craig but his constant pout seems weird to me, very Michael Myers on Sprockets, like he is always about to say “touch my monkey.â€
As someone already mentioned, yes she does. Guess she had to, so he could boink all the next Bond girls.
Yeah, he does pout a lot but I find it sexy. Different strokes, I guess.
dude looks like Usher.
omg – you bitches have srsly ruined my eye makeup. that was f’in hilarious! i’m remembering when i’ve worn a corset & feeling that my boobs were entering a room before the rest of my body – i imagine a man would feel the same way in this! lol
i know some ladies that would buy this for their men in a heartbeat… who can *ahem* beat swim trunks with a built in cock ring???? awesome!
You would not believe the number of straight men out there that will buy this stuff. It is amazing.
I used to be a Radioman in the NAVY which meant I worked near the mail room often. I used to see guys I could swear were straight buying the latest rags from the International Male catalog all the time.
http://www.intmale.com/
Even though the thing was cover to cover men in kitschy clothing doing sexy poses while flashing their assets. Soft porn for the gay guys.
Oh. My. God.
I made hubby look at the front of the site, and now he’s ignoring me. He wont’ get near my computer again until after I log off for the night. Chicken! 🙂
I have now spent *far* too long clicking link after link. And then looking for a naked Daniel Craig. The heck with worksafe – this isn’t home safe! I keep looking over my shoulder to make sure the kidlet isn’t suddenly behind me!
Hah! Spamfilter is test91. That’s it. I’m testing, to see which are the best…
It just seems to me like a guy would feel very vulnerable wearing one of those. I mean, with his delicate bits all out there and unprotected. I can’t imagine there is much surfing or volleyball going on when a guy is wearing that.
I keep hearing Elaine from Seinfeld saying “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”
spamfoiler: himself69 Is that even possible?
OMG – Nasty Pig has their own RETAIL OUTLETS. I kid you not.
My verification word: eyes39. OK, well, I’m a coupla years over 39…but people say I look younger…really.
Re: Show It trunks…I don’t even want to click on the Basket icon. Dazzling male displays in swimwear are dependent upon water temperature anyway.
And yeah, there was a New Yorker cartoon with a paunchy middle-aged guy in teeny swim briefs studying a beach sign: Speedo Age Limit: 21 Years. Says it all.
Now I would have for some of the older men out there to not wear the Speedo.
There is nothing more drool worthy than an older man with a great body showing his assets.