We’re finally getting off our (impeccably callipygean) heinies and coming up with some sort of Smart Bitch merchandise, O Bitchery. We’re going to start with T-shirts first, and move on to other things based on demand. But! In order to realize some of our Most Awesome ideas, we need the help of a graphic designer—preferably someone who knows how to draw and manipulate man-titty. Because awesome as it would be to have the Pull My Finger viking telling us YOU BITCHES HAVE GONE TOO FAR, putting that on a mousepad and selling it would violate so many different types of copyright it’d make our head spin. (OK, so it’ll violate only one type of copyright. Allow us some comic hyperbole, eh?)
Interested? E-mail candy @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com and sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com with samples of your work or a link to your website, and we’ll talk terms. Besides money, we’ll be happy to pimp you and your business up, down and sideways.
awesome. could you also make some that are work safe? i don’t think my boss would find the funny in seeing “Bitches” under my mouse. thanks!
It scares me that I didn’t even have to look up callipygean. That word-a-day thing is dangerous. Better, I suppose that dasypygal heinies. Words I’d never think to see used…ever.
Smart bitches T-shirts. I’m so excited. Will it come with a wonderbra to fill out all that mantitty?
I want a Tshirt that says “Smart Bitch” and shows one of the smiley bitches from the site banner!
a simple WWND would suit me fine LOL
My word is Those74
Because I want one of those there tshirts! NOW!!!!Yay!
Can I put in my order for one of those ‘fake’ man titty shirts, just like they used to do the fake chick titty shirts? With a tatto of Smart Bitches in one of those cheesy hearts that usually contain ‘mom’ or ‘jesus’?
And I’m totally sold on a pull the finger viking. How could you tease us with it, then say, sorry bitches, not for you – with that made up crap about laws and such.
OR a mug: Smart Bitches GET IT! with some tasty beefcake (prefer a viking if possible with vast tracts of land *wink wink*).
Dangit Rebyj you beat me to the WWND request. Onna these days girlie…
Some months ago I saw some small handbags (I think they’re called ‘purses’ in the US?) which weren’t much bigger than the size of a fat book, with stiff sides (not sure what they were made of, but it made the handbag look like a hardcover novel) and had really ancient romance covers on them (possibly covers from the 40s or 50s, I think). They looked fun, but I didn’t get one. Maybe I should have. But they seem like the sort of thing that the Smart Bitch women with the pointy glasses would carry.
oooh. i like the idea, laura! i would totally get one of those (yes, we call them) purses!
Concentrate on the creation of Candy and Sarah bobbleheads.
Tide us over with mantitty paper airplanes, the new most geniusest marketing tool evah.
Surely at least one member of the Bitchery knows at least one overly muscled and mulletted man willing to be photographed for Smart Bitch use and abuse so as to avoid copyright infringement issues.