It’s time for another SBTB Fark-style contest of complete madness and hi-freaking-larity.
Behold: The Hasselhoff. You thought the joke was dead? Not so, says the copies of the Hoffobiography now in my dining room.
Your challenge! Create a LOLHoff using any of the many fine images of the Hoffster that you can find on that wily interweb. For those unsure of that of which I write, an LOLHoff is similar to a LOLCat or a LOLHunk.
You can post your LOLHoff (plsplspls, don’t make it bigger than 300×300 px) in the comments using an IMG HTML tag or you can email them to Candy or I and we will upload and post them for you.
We shall laugh and post and Hoff and vote all in this thread, and discuss who has best used their skills for their LOLHoff. Voting will end on Monday July 2, whenever we decide to stop counting.
There be Winners? Then let there be prizes!
1st place: The official Hoffobiography of your very own, and a $25 Amazon gift certificate.
2nd place: The official Hoffobiography and a $10 Amazon gift certificate.
3rd place: The official Hoffobiography and a Hoff Plane of your very own (paper not Boeing).
EDITED TO ADD: Should you win the Hoffatstic biography prize, please consider that we’d welcome your Guest Bitch Review® of the content therein, because there can never be too much Hoff.
But of course, you can has samples:
I’ll stop soon, I swear.
Last one, srsly.
… unless I find another irresistible Hoff pic…
It’s not midnight here yet so…
1. Puppet Secks
2. Ah sex u
3. Fisting
They were all bloody brilliant but these made me snort my soda and scare my dog.
Ho God, soooo hard to choose. But here goes:
1. Mah fingers, they smell like Hass
2. Beeches goes in here, yes?
3. Fisting…if I can take it so can you
And honorable mention for I can have puppet secks? and I Can Haz Cheezburgers (so wrong it’s right).
1. Puppetsechs
2. Fisting
3. Ah sex u
I iz closing comments now. Thank you for Hoffing!