It’s time for another SBTB Fark-style contest of complete madness and hi-freaking-larity.
Behold: The Hasselhoff. You thought the joke was dead? Not so, says the copies of the Hoffobiography now in my dining room.
Your challenge! Create a LOLHoff using any of the many fine images of the Hoffster that you can find on that wily interweb. For those unsure of that of which I write, an LOLHoff is similar to a LOLCat or a LOLHunk.
You can post your LOLHoff (plsplspls, don’t make it bigger than 300×300 px) in the comments using an IMG HTML tag or you can email them to Candy or I and we will upload and post them for you.
We shall laugh and post and Hoff and vote all in this thread, and discuss who has best used their skills for their LOLHoff. Voting will end on Monday July 2, whenever we decide to stop counting.
There be Winners? Then let there be prizes!
1st place: The official Hoffobiography of your very own, and a $25 Amazon gift certificate.
2nd place: The official Hoffobiography and a $10 Amazon gift certificate.
3rd place: The official Hoffobiography and a Hoff Plane of your very own (paper not Boeing).
EDITED TO ADD: Should you win the Hoffatstic biography prize, please consider that we’d welcome your Guest Bitch Review® of the content therein, because there can never be too much Hoff.
But of course, you can has samples:
And two from arachniphobe aphobia:
This isn’t really what I did with the preceeding twenty minutes of my life. Really, it’s not.
bwahahahahahahaha!!!
they just keep getting better and better.
And yet, another one.
I can’t stop. It’s like a disease.
YAHOO
Ok – I thought puppetsecks was da awessomest…then I saw the horn one and almost died. I’m going to hell, my ribald laughter brought my 4 year old running – and her comment, was, “Eeew, that guy’s gross.” Aw, Hoffster, so much grossness to lurve, my friend.
Keep em’ comin’ bitches! Maybe I’ll hoff it up and send one in too.
It’s not too late ot enter, ees it?
OMG, too, too funny! I cannot pick a favorite, but the “WWND?” one still has me cackling. Soooo many possibilities here!
Oh God, I can’t stop laughing.
It’s pretty close – Soni’s are hilarious and Nanna’s ‘invisible sex appeal’ is so spot on buuuuut I think I have to vote for Mariskunk!
‘I has a horn’. Just brilliant.
I vote for ‘ah sex u’
i vote for charlenes omgwtfbbq one lol
i think his back hair is on fire LOLOL
Puppetsecks all the way.
My vote is for the one with
Hates ‘em, precious, we does.
i vote for “o nooooes they stole my bucket”. smart. very smart.
I have to vote for the Fisting one from rebyj. If I don’t, she’ll hurt me.
My vote goes to puppet secks, though really all the contributions were astonishing.
I loves the horn (honk honk)
And bitches goes in here
In that order
1.Fisting
2.Ah sex u
1. My hand. Talk to it.
(Is that available in poster size?)
2. Beeches goes in here.
3. I has a horn.
1. Soni’s soap.
2. Fisting.
Honorable Mention: all the rest
I love the “great big wiggly hairy balses, wanna pet ‘em?” Cracked me up!!!
All are absolutely & hilariously brilliant but my favs (in order) are:
1.ah secks u
2.invisible sex appeal
3.ohhh nooooes they stole my bucket
omg omg omg OMG. Am crying with laughter over here!
They’re all amazing, but my favourites in order are:
1. Ah sex u yes?
2. OMGWTFBBQ
3. Got mantitty?
(so fitting, that last one, given that my word submission is mans87)
1. Ah sex u. Yes?
(That is so TOTALLY what he’s thinking!)
2. Fisting: …
3. Say hello to mah leetle friend
they’re all so good!
My faves are 1. puppetsecks
2. ah sex you
and 3. I has a horn.
These are too-too-too funny. (snert!)
(Sekrit word: big77—which ought to be usable on a lolhoff somehow!)
Ah sex u. Totally.
I’s in ur contst, postin l8…
1: My hand.
2: Fisting.
3: I has a horn.
4: Bitches goes in here?
Although frankly, all are HEAVENLY.
I can’t help being a joiner.
I couldn’t choose, but then the Pepsi one was posted, which I love, so I’ll go with that.
Tough, very tough to choose. Is this like Chicago where we vote early and often, dead or alive?
1. Whitemouse’s Oh Noes.
2. Girly legs, hairy balls
3. Puppet seks
All were inspired. Thank you for much snorting.
1. ah sex u
2. I haz a horn
3. My hand
lol so hard to choose
Ooooh! So hard!
I think, in the end, I have to go with Rug burns though.
But it was really close with Pepsi and fisting.
Well done!
secret password: society98: the society for hassling the hoff, perhaps?
Though I do lurve the Hoff ditchin the bitches in Kit, I want to spread the lurve – so heres goes
1: Haz horn.
2: Puppet secks
3: Pepsi!
And, because I just can’t seem to help myself…
My vw is “time24” I know it’s time to stop, but it’s just so much fun!
I think LOLHoffs may be more addictive than Tetris.
ah sex u. Runner up: i’s in ur pepsi.
Beeches goes in here…yes? It’s a winnah!
And the security word of the day is…
hot39
appropriate, no?
I vote for:
1: I’s in ur pepsi (makes me glad I’m drinking coke…and rum)
2: I has horn
I shall now go laugh hysterically. (this isn’t my first drink :))
This is far, far too addictive.