Today is Sarah’s birthday. Rejoice, O Internetlandia!
So, the first time I wished her Happy Birthday on this site, I told her she was my favorite Hebe.
The second time, I inundated her with animated GIFs of birthday cakes. Also, a dancing Elvis.
This year, I wanted to do something REALLY special. Something that showed her how much I appreciated all that she’s done for the website, and what a stellar partner-in-crime she is.
So I decided to Photoshop really stupid catchphrases on romance novel covers as a website birthday gift.
Happy birthday, Sarah, and hope you enjoy the LOLHUNKS.
And a few Really Not Work Safe selections below the fold, folks:
Those of you who feel like firing up the ole Photoshop and creating a LOLHUNK tribute to Sarah today, please feel free to do so and post the results in the comments. Terrible poetry parodies and profane greetings are, as always, very welcome.
Sarah, you’re the bestest, and may your birthday be as awesome as you are.
omg, cakesecks guy needs to wash… his nads are growing some serious green fungi. lol
who’m i kidding? i’d still eat it 😉
Happy birthday Sarah, and thank you for sharing your presents with us. 🙂
Happy birthday Sarah!
Oh and “Surprise Buttsecks” made my day. I just wish MY friends would give me seriously deluded covers featuring horny animals raping Manly men for my birthday.
God, Sarah, you are one lucky bitch.
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Hx
Birthday Humps
Happy birthday, Sarah!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Happy birthday from across the big pond, Sarah! I hope you’re having a fantastiggerish day (preferably with lots of cake) (perhaps even Entemann’s Chocolate Fudge Cake? Oh yum!)!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Ya’ll are the best Man Titty Book Cover Hookers on the net. Thank you!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
It was the “Penis goes where?” that frightened my neighbors.
Have a terrific one, Sarah!
Happy Birthday!
SandyO: What flavor is man-titty? Beefcake, of course.
Happy birthday, Sarah! I hope it’s been a good one.
Happy Birthday Sarah! Hope you’re having a fabulous day and are being suitably spoilt.
‘This is relevant to my interests’ has just made my day… Candy, you crack me up.
It was “Penis Goes Where?!!” and then “Aha, Penis Goes There!” that made me gigglesnort so hard that my children came running in to see what was so funny and I had to hide the screen really fast. Now they think Mom has lost it completely, but it was worth it!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Happy Happy Birthday! “Shh I think it’s talking” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Kudos all round!
I forgot to make this one last night. Consider it a last-minute gift to ALL OF YOU.
Hi, I’ve been gone for a month. Where did these catch phrases come from? Other than the deepest recesses of the grammatical abyss, I mean.
Happy birthday an hour too late!
Happy birthday, Sarah! And here is my gift to you, though I do not know how to embed the picture in the comments. My HTML is the fail.
Another LOLhunk
Happy Belated Birthday Sarah!!! I hope U have lots more years of bitchiness and snarkitude ahead 😉
U Rock, I luurve this site
who’s Newklear? Did he enjoy it?
Many happy returns!
I almost wrote out the old Chi-Chi’s birthday song (actually, they sing it at every faux-Mexican restaurant I’ve ever been to,) but then thought better of it. 🙂
Happy belated birthday, Sarah. And Candy, thanks ever so for the VISIBLE WHOREHOUSE. I am still snorting with glee.
Happy Birthday Sarah! A day late but no less genuine and heartfelt for that.
MT, the catchphrases come from I Can Has Cheezburger?
Wiki, as always, has an explanation.
And now, with apologies for my slapdash PhotoShop, I present—or rather, Harlequin Presents:
Happy birthday, Sarah!
On the whole “ICHC” line, any of you bithces been to visit this site?
http://www.engrish.com/
It even has a special section for ChinkBitches like Candy (I use all these terms with lurve):
http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=CHINGLISH
Enjoy!
My vw is “simple34” because, let’s face it simple humor like this is aawsssum.
Oh, and if you do drop by Engrish, make sure you visit the “adult” section 😉
http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Adult%20Engrish
Happy slightly belated birthday! Hope i was as grand as the LOLhunks
Happy Belated Birthday, SB Sarah!