Congratulations, Tania, for correctly guessing the answer to last week’s Personal Ad contest. In honor of Gay Pride Month and the piratical theme of the contest, we created the following title just for you. Kneel, Tania, for we Smart Bitches now dub thee:
Thank you!! Oh, Thank you!! I’m aquiver with excitement.
Welcome to the peerage! From here we can giggle at the rabble.
Baroness de Bacqueseate
Many congratulations, and may I just say that your title is…breathtaking.
Wear it with pride!
Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants