Stephanie was the winner for our last Personal Ad contest, and you know what this means, bitches: Another inductee into the Aristocratic Bitchery.
Kneel, Stephanie, and ensure that your nursing bra is properly adjusted, for we Smart Bitches dub thee:
OMG, Stephanie, I’m totally squicked by your title!
And I mean that in the best possible way.
Sincerely,
Twitterpants (Duchess of)
Wow. I guess it’s time to order that personalized stationery! Thanks Bitches!